As the evil nano-bots swarmed the superhero’s wrist-based time piece, he exclaimed...

Not on my watch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Where is the worst place to drive when your wrist hurts?

Carpool tunnel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheelay_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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The orthopedic surgeon finally found his model of the human wrist behind an old box of golf tees

I guess you could say he couldn’t see the faux wrist for the tees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DAMWrite1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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My wrists are killing me from driving my coworkers everyday through tunnels and traffic.

Dr. Says I have a bad case of car pool tunnel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I got another wrist watch for my birthday, so I wanted to get rid of the old ones. Looking through how many I had

I decided to give them a new purpose and turn them into a nice belt. But it ended up being too short.

This whole project was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zitter_Aalex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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An explosion on an aircraft carrier severed most of the crew’s arms at the wrist.

The clean-up that followed was all hands on deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioclash86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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I ate a clock and three wrist watches earlier

It was very time consuming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luminouspotato
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I am going to get a tattoo on my wrist that says "Terror"

So I can say to people "hey look, it's a terrorwrist".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aid4n
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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May your time wrist in peace
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πŸ‘€︎ u/predditator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Sigmund Freud used to always wear a piece of jewelry on his wrist...

It was an id bracelet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel.

I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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My dad broke his wrist

So my dad broke his wrist the other day. He asked the doctor, if he could play the piano after the healing process. The doctor said: Yeah, sure. My dad: Great, couldn't do that before.

Translated from German. Hope you still enjoy it ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chregi91
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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Got Such a Supple Wrist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/syndromeda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I had to give an impromptu speech on a piece of cloth that encircles the wrist...

I spoke off the cuff on the cuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Did you hear about the movie star who broke his wrist whilst on set?

Don't worry, he's still in the cast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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My Dad really messed up his wrists dragging his car from England to France.

He got car-pull-tunnel syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peteman22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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A fly fell down out of nowhere on my wrist

It died on my watch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Groooovinshiz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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How did the driver end up with sore wrists?

He kept using the carpool tunnel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EroniusJoe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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A guy I know wears two watches, one on each wrist

Can’t help but think he’s got a lot of time on his hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CA__Mac
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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I lost my wrist watch somewhere near my house.

Now it’s the neighborhood watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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If I got my girlfriend a timepiece to wear on her wrist

Would that be considered a bae-watch?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winchypoo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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My wrist feels like an underground road for vehicles with multiple passengers.

I think I have carpool tunnel syndrome.

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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My wife's wrists always hurt after she goes driving underground with her friends...

I think she has carpool tunnel syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carrotbosco
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Started reading a book called β€œThe Pirate’s Wrist”

I’m hooked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFledge534
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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A factory worker got his arm caught in some machinery, severing it just below the wrist. Unable to work, and with no income, he knew he had to see a prosthetic specialist as soon as possible.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/janus10
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2018
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I've been sharing a ride to work and whenever we drive underground, my wrist hurts.

Doctor says it's carpool tunnel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhere
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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I've been complaining about my wrists and my dad laid this one on my yesterday...

Me: "I think I have carpal tunnel"

Dad: "I think I have sergeant bridges"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headphones66
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
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Driving in the carpool lane kind of makes my wrists sore...

I think I'm getting carpel tunnel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slumber42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2013
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When my Dad broke his wrist, he asked the doctor if he will be able to play the piano. When the doctor said he can...

he replied "Great, I couldn't play it before".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reg182
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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