As the evil nano-bots swarmed the superhero’s wrist-based time piece, he exclaimed...
Where is the worst place to drive when your wrist hurts?
The orthopedic surgeon finally found his model of the human wrist behind an old box of golf tees
I guess you could say he couldn’t see the faux wrist for the tees.
My wrists are killing me from driving my coworkers everyday through tunnels and traffic.
Dr. Says I have a bad case of car pool tunnel.
I got another wrist watch for my birthday, so I wanted to get rid of the old ones. Looking through how many I had
I decided to give them a new purpose and turn them into a nice belt. But it ended up being too short.
This whole project was a waist of time.
An explosion on an aircraft carrier severed most of the crew’s arms at the wrist.
The clean-up that followed was all hands on deck.
I ate a clock and three wrist watches earlier
It was very time consuming
I am going to get a tattoo on my wrist that says "Terror"
So I can say to people "hey look, it's a terrorwrist".
May your time wrist in peace
Sigmund Freud used to always wear a piece of jewelry on his wrist...
My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel.
I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.
My dad broke his wrist
So my dad broke his wrist the other day. He asked the doctor, if he could play the piano after the healing process.
The doctor said: Yeah, sure.
My dad: Great, couldn't do that before.
Translated from German. Hope you still enjoy it ;)
I had to give an impromptu speech on a piece of cloth that encircles the wrist...
I spoke off the cuff on the cuff.
Did you hear about the movie star who broke his wrist whilst on set?
Don't worry, he's still in the cast
My Dad really messed up his wrists dragging his car from England to France.
He got car-pull-tunnel syndrome.
A fly fell down out of nowhere on my wrist
How did the driver end up with sore wrists?
He kept using the carpool tunnel!
A guy I know wears two watches, one on each wrist
Can’t help but think he’s got a lot of time on his hands
I lost my wrist watch somewhere near my house.
Now it’s the neighborhood watch.
When my Dad broke his wrist, he asked the doctor if he will be able to play the piano. When the doctor said he can...
he replied "Great, I couldn't play it before".
If I got my girlfriend a timepiece to wear on her wrist
Would that be considered a bae-watch?
My wrist feels like an underground road for vehicles with multiple passengers.
I think I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
My wife's wrists always hurt after she goes driving underground with her friends...
I think she has carpool tunnel syndrome.
Started reading a book called “The Pirate’s Wrist”
A factory worker got his arm caught in some machinery, severing it just below the wrist. Unable to work, and with no income, he knew he had to see a prosthetic specialist as soon as possible.
I've been sharing a ride to work and whenever we drive underground, my wrist hurts.
Doctor says it's carpool tunnel.
I've been complaining about my wrists and my dad laid this one on my yesterday...
Me: "I think I have carpal tunnel"
Dad: "I think I have sergeant bridges"
Driving in the carpool lane kind of makes my wrists sore...
I think I'm getting carpel tunnel.