My carpal tunnel syndrome is acting up

It could all be fixed with a simple tendon transplant, but the surgery is so expensive, and I'm really worried about going under the knife. I guess it's just not a wrist I'm willing to take.

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👤︎ u/fuzzus628
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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My wife is going in for carpal tunnel surgery today...

... so I'm taking the day off to give her a hand :D. (Actually happening. Wish us luck!!)

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👤︎ u/Dakkonfire
📅︎ Jun 15 2017
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My dad recently went in for carpal tunnel surgery.

Before the doctors put him under, he asked "Will I be able to play the violin after this surgery?"

The doctors said, "Of course."

He replies, "Good, because I couldn't play it before."

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📅︎ Sep 27 2013
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Taken for a ride
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📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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We are doing a jigsaw puzzle of the human anatomy, and I hid the upper arm.

Nobody else finds this humerus.

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📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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What is your finger's least favorite place to explore?

the Carpal Tunnels

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📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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Here is a series of increasingly terrible math puns.

What kind of math do birds use?

Owl-gebra

What kind of math does a farmer use?

Cow-culus

What kind of math should you avoid if you have carpal tunnel?

A-wrist-metic

Which mathematical process would you use to find the total amount of chinaware you have?

Ad-dish-on

Which mathematical process would be most commonly found in a 1950's style diner?

Malt-iplication

If one runner on team injured her leg, how would you find out how many can still run?

Sub-track-tion

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👤︎ u/SkipperXIV
📅︎ Apr 16 2015
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I've been complaining about my wrists and my dad laid this one on my yesterday...

Me: "I think I have carpal tunnel"

Dad: "I think I have sergeant bridges"

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