I find bone puns very

Humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lynx118
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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What do you get if you boil a funny bone?

Laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
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What did Bones say to Captain Kirk at the river crossing?

Dam it, Jim (Be gentle it’s my cake day)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guru_in_flannel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25
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How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08
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Kid: Dad, I'm like a bone.

Dad: confused How so?

Kid: Unlike you, I'm humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
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Still Bone shaped though!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seesakogoli
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I asked the guy at the meat counter for a couple of t-bones, but he gave me some sirloins instead.

He later apologized for his mis-steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyWhatsItToYa
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I want to make a bone and carry around.

Why ? So I can say It’s not funny but... I found this humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s3rgant
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I know an archaeologist who found a human leg bone during an excavation. The other archaeologists got excited and went over to help him.

Turned out to be quite the shin dig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenglempls
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My archeologist buddy invited me to a party. Apparently the entertainment was looking for leg bones in his backyard.

It was quite the shindig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
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I lost my guitar pick made out of cow bone

I told my brother I lost my bone pick, he said β€œof course you did”

β€œI really have a bone to pick with myself for doing that”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradenMer
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why couldn’t the vampire choose between ribeye, sirloin or T bone?

Because he was scared of stakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
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We found a dolphin skeleton on the beach, so we ground the bones to make some bread...

It was all-porpoise flour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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When I die my wish is to be cremated except for my funny bone

That way my humerus with my family forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fairlybludgeoned
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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No bones about it...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
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I got a car in the shape of a bone

It's a Ca-marrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickLikesBombs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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I got really mad when a friend made a joke about hitting his funny bone...

Somehow, he just really struck a nerve.

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Once I found a funny bone

I boiled it. It made a laughing stock. It was humerus like the bone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-gutter-of-man
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Punny Bone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wyattandblu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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If you boil a funny bone what does it become?

A laughing stock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcaneWizard1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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I thought I found a dinosaur bone in my back yard

... but it was a fossil arm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kmo78
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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If you boil a funny bone

It becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irishbastard87
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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I just invested in a company that will pay me to keep t-bones and rib-eyes in my freezer to sell when the market improves...

I'm a steak-holder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock

That’s humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PositivityPhD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. Now that's humerous.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASMRMajor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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I boiled a funny bone once.

It turned into a laughing stock.

That's a humerus joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clarke_CD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I feel this pun in my bones
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My wife decided to put a bunch of leftover chicken bones in the crockpot so we can make a lot of soup at home as this thing drags on

When it was done she said "we're all stocked up!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewUser579169
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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My son broke one of his bones

Napoleon really ripped his Bonaparte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HemersersPC
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Bone Atrophy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WubBeats
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What do you call a dream induced by a broken bone?

A femur dream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/egos_marvel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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My son asked me "How much do all of our bones weigh?"

I said "Probably a skeleton"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoesNutSakic15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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It’s the end of work on Friday, it’s been a long week, and all my bones are just like the capital city of the Holy Roman Empire.

They’re Aachen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dymmesdale
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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An ER for bones
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πŸ‘€︎ u/parth13579
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My friends have a bone to pick with me

Friends: You don't have a funny bone in your body

Me: what do you mean I've got two right here shows upper arms

Friends: what

Me: they're humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neragonian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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A big hunk o'bone
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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What did the high archaeologist say to his colleagues upon discovering a trove of dinosaur bones?

Oh wow! Dig it, man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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He’s the guard that trains the dogs. He has a bone and it β€œfetches” a modest price if sold.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFattyTron
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Bone appetit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Razabeth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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This tickled my funny bone...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PG4044
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Funny bone china
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vamplips
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Recently scientist found out the funny bone is not

Actually humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ingridhorst
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Bone Apple Tea!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AppropriateTomato
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I took my dog's bone away from him...

He was fur-rious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Olwek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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My dog has a song she likes for rawhide bones.

Gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw

Gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw

Hey, hey, hey.

Goodbye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urbanek2525
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. Now that's humerous. reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timesuck47
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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A skeleton came up to me and said "tickle my funny-bone"

I found it quite humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Did you know that NASA found bones of an unidentified life form on the moon?

Update: bones have been identified, turns out the cow didn't make it all the way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The420Wizard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I don’t know why I find bones so funny

I just think they’re humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

Laughing stock. Come on, that is humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JadedByEntropy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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My son gets really excited when we go to the natural history museum. When he gets near the prehistoric bones, he just explodes with excitement and I can't deal with is new strength.

I'm just not qualified to handle his dino-might.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leniski1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

You get a laughing stock! #Now that’s humerus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oldmate81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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My funny bone imgur.com/idx0mAK
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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_oh_el_at_you
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Funny bones

When you boil your funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. Wasn’t that humorous?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFrickQueen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?

A barkeologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahmeda97
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CamoRanger1205
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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What’s the least honest bone in the body?

The fibula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swampawappa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Definately not the bones.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_ordered_chaos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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I boiled a funny bone once.

It turned into a laughing stock, that’s a humerus joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/42iseverywhere42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.

That's humerus.

Edit: spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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When the old man gives a dog a bone...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonthethan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Dogs can't see your bones.

But catscan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quadruplebacon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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What happens when you shatter your funny bone?

You crack up.......

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Did you know that a piranha can eat a kid down to the bone in 8 seconds...

anyways I lost my job at the aquarium today

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moist_Milky
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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What happens when you make a soup out of your funny bone?

It becomes a laughing stock.

Now that's humourous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickl444
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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And if that doesn’t work, try the funny bone!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyeEDEMT
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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Recently, my friend had his ankle bone crack.

I told him he shouldn't be so broken up over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComfyDaze
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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How many bones are there in a hand?

a handfull

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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How many bones are in a human hand?

A handful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegregslife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08
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How many bones are in a hand?

A handful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mopi_is_short
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.

...that's humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeclipz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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If you boil a funny bone....

It becomes a laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That’s very humerus.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/htimsmith
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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How many bones are in your hand?

About a handful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Natty383
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do you get when you boil your funny bone?

Laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leadfootliam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock......that’s humerus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tea_with_Becca
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

Laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alex_kristian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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How many bones are in a human hand?

A handful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abeneldp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What do you get when you boil your funny bone?

Laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingbrannyh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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How many bones are in a human hand?

A handful.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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What do you get when a boil a funny bone?

A laughing stock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountZachkula
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus .

That's humerus .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skynetdyne
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XDADDYTHRASHERX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

Laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnitOneSipTwo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Why were there bones on the moon?

Because the cow didn't make it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevingharvey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

A laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgudnas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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If you boil a funny bone ...

... does it become a laughing stock?

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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How many bones are in a human hand?

A handful

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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When you boil a funny bone...

...it becomes a laughing stock!

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