I find bone puns very

Humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lynx118
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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I always believed that 'sticks and stones would break my bones, but words would never hurt me.'

Until I fell into a printing press.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What do you call a wizard that walks everywhere barefoot, has poor bone density, and bad breath ?

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/son-of-CRABS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock

Now that’s humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dooniel5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What happens when you boil a funny bone?

It turns into a laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScatteredPayback
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?

A skeleton key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireKTN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Where did the triangle go to mend its bones?

The orthocentre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theboredspy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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An accidentally overcooked Mennonite t-bone

Is Amish steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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A lot of people say they don’t have a racist bone in their body

After all, racism is only skin deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ru5tyk1tty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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They found bones of a homisapien who lived before the ice age. Some say he was the first hipster...

since he lived on the earth before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gunjeepcigarbeer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Which is the funniest bone in the human body?

Humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KemalKinali
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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How many bones are in a human hand?

A handful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/416b
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Do you know how many bones I have in my hand?

A handful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsToothFairy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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How many bones are in a human body?

Hopefully, all of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patty4204
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What happens when you boil a funny bone?

It becomes a laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shishir-nsane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Did you hear about the cannibal who threw a pile of funny bones into a boiling cauldron?

He made himself a laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What bone does a musician break?

His trombone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekker_dekker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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How much do all your bones weigh?

A skeleTON

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crustydog19
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What do you get if you boil a funny bone?

Laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Ever heard a bones joke?

They're quite humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anaraparana
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I was making chicken broth, but I used the chicken’s funny bone

You could say I made a laughing stock

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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How do you think they measure the weight of bones?

They probably Skel-a-Ton at a time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourAnimateJonnyV
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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How much do huge dinosaur bones weigh?

I don't know, but surely a skeleton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oh-its-mitch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What did Bones say to Captain Kirk at the river crossing?

Dam it, Jim (Be gentle it’s my cake day)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guru_in_flannel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I swear I ordered the sirloin, yet they brought me a t- bone

Apparently I have been mistaken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManicMuncy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Can you name all the bones in the body?

It's called a skeleton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BamaPaul
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I know an archaeologist who found a human leg bone during an excavation. The other archaeologists got excited and went over to help him.

Turned out to be quite the shin dig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenglempls
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?

A skillet-ton

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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My archeologist buddy invited me to a party. Apparently the entertainment was looking for leg bones in his backyard.

It was quite the shindig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I asked the guy at the meat counter for a couple of t-bones, but he gave me some sirloins instead.

He later apologized for his mis-steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyWhatsItToYa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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No bones about it...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I want to make a bone and carry around.

Why ? So I can say It’s not funny but... I found this humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s3rgant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I lost my guitar pick made out of cow bone

I told my brother I lost my bone pick, he said β€œof course you did”

β€œI really have a bone to pick with myself for doing that”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradenMer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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We found a dolphin skeleton on the beach, so we ground the bones to make some bread...

It was all-porpoise flour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. Now that's humerous.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASMRMajor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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why couldn’t the vampire choose between ribeye, sirloin or T bone?

Because he was scared of stakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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If you boil a funny bone what does it become?

A laughing stock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcaneWizard1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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When I die my wish is to be cremated except for my funny bone

That way my humerus with my family forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fairlybludgeoned
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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How many bones are in your hand

A handful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xB3ASTMODE808x
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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How many bones are in a human hand?

A handful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegregslife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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How many bones are in a hand?

A handful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mopi_is_short
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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