I find bone puns very
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I always believed that 'sticks and stones would break my bones, but words would never hurt me.'
Until I fell into a printing press.
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What do you call a wizard that walks everywhere barefoot, has poor bone density, and bad breath ?
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
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︎ Dec 31 2020
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What kind of worms have bones?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Where did the triangle go to mend its bones?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
An accidentally overcooked Mennonite t-bone
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︎ Dec 05 2020
A lot of people say they donβt have a racist bone in their body
After all, racism is only skin deep
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︎ Nov 16 2020
They found bones of a homisapien who lived before the ice age. Some say he was the first hipster...
since he lived on the earth before it was cool.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What do you call a dog who digs for bones?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Which is the funniest bone in the human body?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
How many bones are in a human hand?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
How many bones are in a human body?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Did you hear about the cannibal who threw a pile of funny bones into a boiling cauldron?
He made himself a laughing stock
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What bone does a musician break?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
How much do all your bones weigh?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Ever heard a bones joke?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I was making chicken broth, but I used the chickenβs funny bone
You could say I made a laughing stock
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︎ Aug 18 2020
How do you think they measure the weight of bones?
They probably Skel-a-Ton at a time!
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︎ Oct 03 2020
How much do huge dinosaur bones weigh?
I don't know, but surely a skeleton
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What did Bones say to Captain Kirk at the river crossing?
Dam it, Jim
(Be gentle itβs my cake day)
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︎ Jul 25 2020
I swear I ordered the sirloin, yet they brought me a t- bone
Apparently I have been mistaken.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Can you name all the bones in the body?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I know an archaeologist who found a human leg bone during an excavation. The other archaeologists got excited and went over to help him.
Turned out to be quite the shin dig.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
My archeologist buddy invited me to a party. Apparently the entertainment was looking for leg bones in his backyard.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I asked the guy at the meat counter for a couple of t-bones, but he gave me some sirloins instead.
He later apologized for his mis-steak.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
No bones about it...
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︎ Feb 26 2020
I want to make a bone and carry around.
Why ?
So I can say Itβs not funny but... I found this humerus.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I lost my guitar pick made out of cow bone
I told my brother I lost my bone pick, he said βof course you didβ
βI really have a bone to pick with myself for doing thatβ
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︎ Jul 01 2020
We found a dolphin skeleton on the beach, so we ground the bones to make some bread...
It was all-porpoise flour.
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︎ May 07 2020
why couldnβt the vampire choose between ribeye, sirloin or T bone?
Because he was scared of stakes
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︎ May 21 2020
When I die my wish is to be cremated except for my funny bone
That way my humerus with my family forever.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What happens when you boil a funny bone?
It turns into a laughing stock
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Do you know how many bones I have in my hand?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What happens when you boil a funny bone?
It becomes a laughing stock.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What do you get if you boil a funny bone?
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︎ Aug 13 2020
How many bones are in your hand
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︎ Sep 04 2020
How many bones are in the human hand?
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︎ Jul 08 2020
How many bones are in a human hand?
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︎ Jul 08 2020
How many bones are in a hand?
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︎ May 18 2020
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. Now that's humerous.
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If you boil a funny bone what does it become?
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