What did the osteologist say to his girlfriend?

Will you marrow me?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yutsoku
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2021
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What does a skeleton use for archery

A bone and marrow

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Adorm_Snormp
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I got a car in the shape of a bone

It's a Ca-marrow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TickLikesBombs
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Why does the skeleton go to church?

It keeps him on the straight and marrow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20 2020
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Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?

Because it’s got a marrow waistline.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2019
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Had a conversation with my buddy about the Eli movie on Netflix, I think I did it right (Spoiler warning)

Buddy: Wait, so their idea was, "Your son is the devil, we can fix that with a bone marrow transplant and a virus?"

Me: No, I think they were lying about the retrovirus and just putting holy water and stuff into the marrow to exorcise him. That is my guess because they were just nuns, not real doctors.

Buddy: But, when he was freaking out at the end didn't the nurse say, "The gene therapy would have worked, but he was just too strong!"

Me: Oh yeah, maybe they had some of Jesus's DNA. So, instead of the CRISPR gene they use the CHRISTR gene....

I got an eye roll! No kids yet, but at least I know I can rise to the occasion.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/P-Ritch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2019
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What do you call a thin skeleton?

Narrow Marrow

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doyoueverjustleft
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2018
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Why did skeleton Robin Hood get kicked out of the costume party?

He forgot his bow n' marrow!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TRUEfoe-X
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2018
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What is a skeleton's favourite drug?

Marrow-iuana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlasmaLink
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05 2015
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Why did Skeleton Robin Hood get boo'd at the Costume Party??

Q: Why did Skeleton Robin Hood get boo'd at the Costume Party??

A: He forgot his Bow n' Marrow!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TRUEfoe-X
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2018
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