A list of puns related to "Marrow"
Will you marrow me?
A bone and marrow
It's a Ca-marrow.
It keeps him on the straight and marrow.
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Buddy: Wait, so their idea was, "Your son is the devil, we can fix that with a bone marrow transplant and a virus?"
Me: No, I think they were lying about the retrovirus and just putting holy water and stuff into the marrow to exorcise him. That is my guess because they were just nuns, not real doctors.
Buddy: But, when he was freaking out at the end didn't the nurse say, "The gene therapy would have worked, but he was just too strong!"
Me: Oh yeah, maybe they had some of Jesus's DNA. So, instead of the CRISPR gene they use the CHRISTR gene....
I got an eye roll! No kids yet, but at least I know I can rise to the occasion.
Narrow Marrow
He forgot his bow n' marrow!
Q: Why did Skeleton Robin Hood get boo'd at the Costume Party??
A: He forgot his Bow n' Marrow!
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