Don't worry, I'm 0K.
-an apple after going on an earthquake simulator.
I've a duel core processor.
An abdominal snowman!
Pic of my new device here - http://i.imgur.com/UwQ8ZUE.jpg
Me: I'll ab-stain, thanks.
Dad: groan Oh, that one was abdominal.
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Strap in and get ready to launch.
This was created by a professional dev team of HOGL And BUFFTOWN (Developers of HOGL and Shield) They are dedicating their spare time to launch this as a meme project that will explode. Get in. We’re going to run this long term for listings on both CMC and Gecko.
Cybertruck Prototype has an ambitious core team of experienced Crypto veterans, all working day and night ( I mean this, we actually forced one to stay up well past his bed time while in the voice channel. ) to make sure we get to the moon fast, and safe.
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⭐️ Market Cap as of typing this 2.3MM⭐️
INCOMING CATALYSTS:
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SNL TONIGHT and the CyberTruckPrototype itself being the star of the show in NYC.
This is NOT a P&D. Liquidity is LOCKED, and ownership RENOUNCED.
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It was a cider attack.
If we got rid of the Earth's core, it would be dismantling to our infrastructure.
Hard core park ore
It’s my core weakness.
iWood
He was a subdued sub dude.
because it’s a core-idor!
Soft core porn
They worked their core-set
I know it's been done before, and many a dad before me and many a dad after me will get to experience this, but in these dark times this was a ray of light that pierced me right to the core with joy.
I came home, and my bright and bubbly ballerina 6 year old runs up and says can I have a hug!?
She asks very tentatively because she knows I have been out all day and the routine is for me to grab a shower (COVID) before I let them get all over me.
So I say, not yet I'm dirty.
She says awww... then she turns to walk away, but then spins back around and looks at me dead in the eye and says:
Hi! um...
wait a sec,
um, I know um,
um, wait.... dir...
[Face beams the biggest smile of accomplishment]
Hi Dirty! I'm [daughter]!
I know we have those proud moments when they turn, but man her delivery, the awkwardness, and the sheer pride she beamed out when she realized she just pulled the reverse dad joke on me...
It's not the getting reverse dad'd, it's the joy and pride she had... she could have just graduated college, and that's how big her beaming smile was right then...
It's a memory I am going to keep and it really lit up this dark time.
but at their core they are seedy as hell.
What’s the core temperature of a tauntaun? “Lukewarm”
I said “war, ore, door”
He was core-wrecked.
It was exactly what I expected.
Core-ean
I got repossessed.
"I wonder if quad core or duo core matters much..."
"Well, Apple's have a single core, and they run fine."
*Cue groaning
It is the apple of my eye
She said, "that's almost core-rect."
...because it was boring.
Seize the day!
Spill the thesis
Core-on
Last night I was playing an online game with some of my son's friends, and one randomly texted on the in-game chat: "I just ate an apple. RAW!"
I wrote back, "That's hard core!"
Nobody laughed. At least, that I saw. :(
Edit: Holy moly, it gets mediocre response two days ago when it's posted, then it blows up over the weekend. Thanks for all the upvotes, folks! Love all the other terrible jokes & puns on here!
Now they’re spoiled to the alba-core.
all of my friends hate puns to the core, but i love them so so much and i like to annoy them with the really really bad ones, so give me your best reddit and make me proud :D
I guess he’s into soft core.
I've been getting into cornography lately! Do y'all know of any good corn sites? I'm a big fan of hard core schucking, but I like the occasional slow stuff.
Core-ean
Core-ean
