I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.
It was my climb-it change.
I went to the garden center today and bought a Christmas Tree.
The assistant asked me, “Will you be putting that up yourself?” I replied, “No, I’ll be putting it up in my living room.”
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a hamster?
How about those shopping centers?
You've seen one, you've seen 'em-all
I’m thinking about opening a plastic surgery center
I will call it “Pick Your Nose”
Shopping centers, you've seen one
I frantically rushed to the computer service center to repair my storage device before it died
Once you've seen one shopping center...
What’s at the center of a manta ray?
The cake shows up to the talent show and takes center stage. When the judge asks what is his talent. He replies...
I saw a duck at my local rehab center.
I asked and he said he’s there because he’s a recovering quack addict.
The 'i' of the hurricane is exactly at the center of the word
Somebody stopped me the other day in the shopping center and said "oh, sorry, i thought you were someone else" .
I stepped into this group and found myself in the center of a... pundemic
I just saw a ship builder hit a guy with a structure that runs along the center of a ship's bottom...
He keeled the other fellow just like that!
My friend the photographer always trims the outer edges of his pictures to be curved so that every edge is equidistant from the center...
He liked making crop circles.
I was going to make a dad joke about the center of the earth...
Why did the man buy a tire storage center?
Did you hear about the new sign they put on the lawn of the rehab center?
It says “Keep off the grass”
What happens in the poke center stays in the pokecenter
Found at Indian Hills Community Center
My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...
It'd make cents off so many levels.
Indian Hills Community Center - Colorado
The National Center for Disease Control just downgraded the coronavirus.
They say it’s a corona lite virus now.
The guy who paints the center line down the highway came into my deli for a quick bite...
What US state is round on the sides but tall in the center?
When the teacher asked where the apple's seeds are located, little Johnny said "the center."
She said, "that's almost core-rect."
You know what they say about the food at meditation centers?
It may not take up all your stomach but it will always keep your mind full
The man at the recycling center seemed so sad
So I asked "Why so down in the dumps?"
I just got fired from a job at a convention center explaining in simple terms to businesses why they should come demo their products at our conventions.
It's my exposition exposition ex-position.
What language do they speak at the center of the earth
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center... The interviewer asked me if I can work well under pressure
Did you know in which language was the movie "Journey to the center of the Earth" released first??
How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Give me a second; it's on the tip of my tongue.
The center of a donut might be fat free
but it tastes like nothing.
I used to work in a garden center and they had thyme just for pizza, which I thought was a rip off because any thyme is pizza thyme.
Once you’ve seen one shopping center...
Wondering why he is the center of talk, lately
What language do they speak at the center of the earth?