I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.

It was my climb-it change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarterLawler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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I went to the garden center today and bought a Christmas Tree.

The assistant asked me, β€œWill you be putting that up yourself?” I replied, β€œNo, I’ll be putting it up in my living room.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forstuvetankel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a hamster?
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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How about those shopping centers?

You've seen one, you've seen 'em-all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BamaPaul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I’m thinking about opening a plastic surgery center

I will call it β€œPick Your Nose”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speek_ez
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Shopping centers, you've seen one

You've seen the mall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Dad Joke Research Center

My 14yo son drew this comic on his whiteboard, someone said I ought to post it here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/JakesDoorComics/comments/j2f29l/dad_joke_research_center/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alanstanwyk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I frantically rushed to the computer service center to repair my storage device before it died

It was a hard drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chronoz42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Once you've seen one shopping center...

You've seen the mall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertT1222
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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What’s at the center of a manta ray?

The manticore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderAlex2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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The cake shows up to the talent show and takes center stage. When the judge asks what is his talent. He replies...

"Icing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronHusker88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I saw a duck at my local rehab center.

I asked and he said he’s there because he’s a recovering quack addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-real-Mr-Toast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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The 'i' of the hurricane is exactly at the center of the word
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoBoAngstyZebra
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Somebody stopped me the other day in the shopping center and said "oh, sorry, i thought you were someone else" .

I replied, "I am"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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I stepped into this group and found myself in the center of a... pundemic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puppylove1000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I just saw a ship builder hit a guy with a structure that runs along the center of a ship's bottom...

He keeled the other fellow just like that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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My friend the photographer always trims the outer edges of his pictures to be curved so that every edge is equidistant from the center...

He liked making crop circles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I was going to make a dad joke about the center of the earth...

but I’m above that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Why did the man buy a tire storage center?

It was in his wheelhouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Singer_Spectre
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Did you hear about the new sign they put on the lawn of the rehab center?

It says β€œKeep off the grass”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyWiseaus_butt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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What happens in the poke center stays in the pokecenter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fawaffle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Found at Indian Hills Community Center
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BennettDc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...

It'd make cents off so many levels.

/edit:rephrased punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Indian Hills Community Center - Colorado
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptnMesoAmerica
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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The National Center for Disease Control just downgraded the coronavirus.

They say it’s a corona lite virus now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MC_Minnow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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The guy who paints the center line down the highway came into my deli for a quick bite...

He had to dine and dash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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What US state is round on the sides but tall in the center?

oHIo

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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When the teacher asked where the apple's seeds are located, little Johnny said "the center."

She said, "that's almost core-rect."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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You know what they say about the food at meditation centers?

It may not take up all your stomach but it will always keep your mind full

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bellicose_buddha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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The man at the recycling center seemed so sad

So I asked "Why so down in the dumps?"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I just got fired from a job at a convention center explaining in simple terms to businesses why they should come demo their products at our conventions.

It's my exposition exposition ex-position.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyamxi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What language do they speak at the center of the earth

Core-ean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAEAerbest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center... The interviewer asked me if I can work well under pressure
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Call Center Life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Curby97
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Did you know in which language was the movie "Journey to the center of the Earth" released first??

Core-on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phs_uw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Give me a second; it's on the tip of my tongue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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The center of a donut might be fat free

but it tastes like nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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I used to work in a garden center and they had thyme just for pizza, which I thought was a rip off because any thyme is pizza thyme.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spellimg_mistake
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Once you’ve seen one shopping center...

You’ve seen the mall!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Wondering why he is the center of talk, lately
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πŸ‘€︎ u/killingkevin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What language do they speak at the center of the earth?

Core-ean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zombiemonkey04
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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