Plaza Puns

A list of puns related to "Plaza"

A man's son entered a raffle to win the deed to an entire shopping plaza.

The son's ticket number wasn't the one picked to win. Despondently, the son told the results to his dad. In an effort to console him, his dad replied..."Well, sorry son, but you can't win the mall."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kellzone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What happened when the terrorists caught McClane in Nakatomi Plaza?

They got their Hans on him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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If they were to create a shopping plaza for bees, it would be a bzz mall.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fortifier22
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Did you see the commerce plaza?

Once you've seen one, you've seen the'mall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManicMick420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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