My kids think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil...

Because all of their presents came from Amazon last year.

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📅︎ Dec 13 2016
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A man lying on his death bed surrounded by his children...

He said to his sons “You two take the north and south side properties” . And to his daughters he said “ you two can have the downtown and riverfront properties”. He then suddenly died. The nurse said to the children “I’m so sorry for your loss, I had no idea your father was such a wealthy man!” His son said “wealthy?! That’s his paper route!”

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📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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