Waterway Puns

A list of puns related to "Waterway"

They could've cleared that ship from the Suez Canal much faster, if they just would've filled the waterway with detergent

A rising Tide lifts all boats

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👤︎ u/XxSaint_JimmyxX
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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We know the Panama has had its problems, and the Suez had that ship stuck recently, but my co-worker must know of another problematic waterway. Every day he yells out...

‘Far Canal. I hate this place’.

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👤︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
📅︎ Mar 29 2021
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Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.

I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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Did you guys hear about the boat that got stuck in the Suez canal?

Waterway to get stuck

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👤︎ u/juan_____jbl
📅︎ Apr 03 2021
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Did you hear about the man who drowned in the canal?

Waterway to go

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👤︎ u/ZeNordy
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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Did you hear about the man crushed to death by the aqueduct he was trying to steal?

Waterway to go, huh?

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👤︎ u/Assoonasitis
📅︎ Apr 02 2016
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