That's a moray
^...for ^our ^^lives ^^^to ^^^be ^^^over...
After that, I roe-ed my boat to back to civilization, where I share my wonderful sense of humor!
The English cat braced herself, and said “One, two, three!”. The cat swam across. The French cat braced herself, and said “Un, deux, trois !” Cat sank.
A creek is a small body of flowing fresh water. A crick is the sound a Japanese camera makes.
My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked which one I wanted. I replied "either, oar"
I turned to my girlfriend and said, "Look! Goose creek!"
After crossing over it and not seeing much i said, "Wasn't much to gander."
Creek Mill - Streams and Nightmares
“I’m a creek. I’m a riverrrrrrrr.”
Its Creek to me
So when are my kidneys going to turn into adultneys?
I was raised by my grandpa and when we'd go fishing there's this sign that says "bear creek cemetery"
Me:bear creek huh, do you think the ever see any bears down there?
Pop: maybe a bare ass
Pop: I wonder if that's a cemetery for all them bears they have down there?
Me: maybe it's a cemetery for the creeks to
Pop: I'm sure they had a proper bear-ial
Kid: Why is it called Taylor Creek?
Me: Maybe the first guy to find it was named Taylor.
Kid: Maybe the second guy to find it was named Creek.