When you swim in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek

That's a moray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Everyone knows that the zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210 thanks to the show, but not as many people know the zip code to Dawson’s Creek.

It’s 90108

^...for ^our ^^lives ^^^to ^^^be ^^^over...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakemg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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I was up the creek without a paddle, so had to make one out of salmon eggs...

After that, I roe-ed my boat to back to civilization, where I share my wonderful sense of humor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Everyone's heard of Beverly Hills, 90210. But do you know the zip to Dawson's Creek?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lan_chop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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An English cat and a French cat tried to swim across a creek.

The English cat braced herself, and said β€œOne, two, three!”. The cat swam across. The French cat braced herself, and said β€œUn, deux, troisβ€―!” Cat sank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2016
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What’s the difference between a creek and a crick?

A creek is a small body of flowing fresh water. A crick is the sound a Japanese camera makes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tor1991
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Up a creek one day,

My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked which one I wanted. I replied "either, oar"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquishedGremlin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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Crossed a bridge over Goose Creek on a road trip

I turned to my girlfriend and said, "Look! Goose creek!"

After crossing over it and not seeing much i said, "Wasn't much to gander."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJReddyRed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2014
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There’s a more fluid name for the Schuykill River in Philly

Creek Mill - Streams and Nightmares

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twiggy_223
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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To everyone talking about Trump and his Russia connections

Crimea river

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamhoolhorst
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What do you call an old snowman?

A creek

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishboshTV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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12 year old daughter singing her revised version of β€œCreep” by Radiohead...

β€œI’m a creek. I’m a riverrrrrrrr.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cahalenta
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What did the river say about the unintelligible man?

Its Creek to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4myM3M3archive
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Its been 30 years...

So when are my kidneys going to turn into adultneys?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiverLife
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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Me and my grandpa

I was raised by my grandpa and when we'd go fishing there's this sign that says "bear creek cemetery"

Me:bear creek huh, do you think the ever see any bears down there?

Pop: maybe a bare ass

Pop: I wonder if that's a cemetery for all them bears they have down there?

Me: maybe it's a cemetery for the creeks to

Pop: I'm sure they had a proper bear-ial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/somerandomtexan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2014
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My 5 yo on place names

Kid: Why is it called Taylor Creek?

Me: Maybe the first guy to find it was named Taylor.

Kid: Maybe the second guy to find it was named Creek.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhabaLox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2014
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The zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210. This zip code for Dawson's Creek is 90108...

For my liiifffeee to be oveeeerrrr!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dude1492
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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