Marsh Puns

A list of puns related to "Marsh"

The marsh heron was angry that the other birds dissed him...

He was a bittern.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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What did the swamp say to the marsh?

I like being bayou

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👤︎ u/ProfessorTairyGreene
📅︎ Jun 24 2014
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What is the frog community's favorite sporting event?

Marsh Madness

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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How are Rice Krispies able to bend so well without breaking?

Because they’re marsh-malleable.

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👤︎ u/_Dredex_
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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The local basketball gymnasium flooded months ago, but our town did nothing about it.

All the kids are trying to play tournament games anyway... it's Marsh Madness!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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What's the best food to eat when you're feeling anxious in a swamp?

marsh-mellows.

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👤︎ u/the_arab_shrek
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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Help on a pun!

High school chemistry project.

Need a good pun on the word "mole"

Examples: marsh-mole-ow, mole-ionaire, guaca-mole

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👤︎ u/thoweravay
📅︎ Oct 20 2015
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Why is a bad Spanish swamp kind of sweet?

Because it's a marsh malo.

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👤︎ u/ScottDecca
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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I don’t want to be swamp stressed.

I want to be marsh mellow.

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👤︎ u/RichNCrispy
📅︎ Jan 26 2018
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