A list of puns related to "Swamps"
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yodaβs hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yodaβs garden.
βSomething I have for this.β Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yodaβs home, where Yoda looks through his bag. Heβs used all his forks but one, he discovers.
βThatβs ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. βIβll write us a note reminding us to buy more.β
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
βMaster Yoda!β he asks. βWhat did I do wrong?β
Yoda replies sagely, βA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!β
Because he was under marshal law
The creature from the black legume!
A navi-gator.
A naviGATOR
Chiang Kai-Shrek
marsh-mellows.
They were a species of peliwon'ts.
Because it's a marsh malo.
W
Because itβs a Bi-U
I want to be marsh mellow.
They aren't good dalligators!
Good thing he woke up before it got dark...
I like being bayou
a hunter stabbed a gator behind his head with a knife. my dad said, "you know what they call that? a pith. and if he does it wrong, he'll really pith that gator off."
completely straight-faced, didn't even chuckle at his own joke. maybe one day I'll be that much of a natural.
Dwayne the swamp!
...you have to stop and ask yourself what youβre wading for...
She looked at me and said:
I've been swamped!
Talking backwards is easy, but finding a Jedi that will carry you through a swamp is damn near impossible.
Too swamped with hunters
They ask: are you guys going to get any more evaporative coolers? The employee answers: Iβm not sure, weβve been pretty SWAMPED recently so for now weβre all out.
***Was I the employee in this story? ...yes
What's the best kind of swamp?
The kind that wants to be bayou.
(HEH)
We're on a road trip and my mom, a biologist, says that the moon tonight is a "Full Beaver" which used to mean that it was the last night to set beaver traps before the swamp freezes over.
My dad replies: "Wow, the last time I saw a full beaver was when that girl at the concert had a wardrobe malfunction."
A coworker asks, "I'm swamped with work this weekβ what if I can't get around to it?"
Cutting my manager off I say, "You'll be sleeping with the phishers, see?"
[five second pauseβqueue collective groan]
Context: I work at an aerospace company. There are two airlines that just contacted Us for work cost estimates: Lion Air and TigerAir. Designer: "I'm swamped with this Lion Air quote, I'll have to push Tiger's to tomorrow..." Manager: "Lions, tigers, and Baers, oh my!" (Baer is a private charter airline) He stood in the corner after that as we groaned.
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