Bayou Puns

A list of puns related to "Bayou"

What is the loneliest bayou in the world?

Bayou Self

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👤︎ u/GigaMike123
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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What Happens When You Burn Unseasoned Wood From the Bayou?

Creole-sote

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👤︎ u/MarshmallowBlue
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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The bartender was swamped, so I told the gal standing next to me, “Let me bayou a drink.”

She looked at me and said:

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👤︎ u/SapperInTexas
📅︎ Jul 08 2014
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How about some corona/quarantine themed names for a creole/Cajun restaurant?

Quarantine has us missing our date nights out so I’m cooking a special dinner while she has an appointment and I’m going to turn our kitchen into a restaurant. Or even just some NOLA / bayou pun names would be good.

Would love a little help

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👤︎ u/Han_Solo_Cup
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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How Did Louis Pasteur Know You Can Get Sick From Germs in the Mississippi?

He was a scholar of bayou chemistry.

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👤︎ u/adhoc42
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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What did T-Pain say to the girl at the bar in New Orleans?

Imma bayou a drink

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👤︎ u/TheNightmanCometh10
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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Son, are you from Louisiana?

Because that pitch was bayou

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👤︎ u/coolio776
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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What's a good start when trying to pick up a girl in swampland?

Can I bayou a beer?

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👤︎ u/Dyspaereunia
📅︎ Oct 19 2016
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Quick question: I need to turn something into a swampy body of water, and I need to get you a gift for your cake day.

So what should I bayou?

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👤︎ u/HalfBlindBibicle
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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I wrote quite the Dad joke...

What's the best kind of swamp?

The kind that wants to be bayou.

(HEH)

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👤︎ u/givinanlovin
📅︎ Aug 14 2015
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What did the swamp say to the marsh?

I like being bayou

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👤︎ u/ProfessorTairyGreene
📅︎ Jun 24 2014
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