Because they're algae-rithms.
An internet trowel.
He was tired of all the ups and downs.
She loved soft wear.
It's the only way to parrot.
Outlook not good.
He needed help connecting to the web
He said, "I usually tell her a long and pointless story"
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but the Byrds will never hurt you.
The technology in those things are ground breaking.
I said I don't have too many loose screws.
She smiled.
It's sweeping the nation
Hey guys, this sucks, but I went down to the bank and tried to deposit some views, but it turns out all the take is revenue.
No Whey, Jose!
Even the spelling is a graey area...
*Removed from showerthoughts for being too much of a dad joke, so here we are.
The specs are really good
He had trouble shooting.
I'm always missing cookies when they leave
They both work with routers on a regular basis.
They tend to be BIOSed
It's a bad case.
I wonder what she saw in me to this day...
So people won’t have troubleshooting.
I have lots of experience in waste management.
And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
The results were neither here nor there.
Me: "Train A is heading east at 90mph-"
Wife: "Shut up"
I asked her to please thaw it out.
Let's see how displays out
It's a real page turner!
One of the techs did a stand up comedy routine. The humor wasn’t very funny, it mostly went for shock value.
They should call him Iron-y Man.
They are all cutting edge
First off a six-parter
- If there are 500 rocks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left? A: 499
- How do you get an elephant into a fridge? This is a three part process A: open the door, put in the elephant, close the door.
- How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? This is a four part process A: open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, close the door.
- All the animals go to heaven for a meeting, but one can't come, why not? A: the giraffe, it's in the fridge.
- A weak old lady has to cross a river full of alligators, how does she get across? A: the alligators are at the meeting in heaven.
- As soon as the old lady gets across the river she dies, how? A: the rock fell on her head.
No 2 A real cool guy walks into a cafe. He wearing sunglasses, tidy haircut, but just a super cool guy all round. He orders a glass of condensed milk and puts it on his table. Next time the waitress walks past he asks for a glass of black coffee. Now he has a glass of milk and a glass of coffee next to each other, this guy is real cool. Next time the waitress walks past he orders a glass of ice. She's happy to do that for this dude because he is so cool. He mixes the milk and coffee with the ice and stirs with his little spoon. Looks good. The old man that owns the cafe walks up to him and says, 'I see your in the Navy". How did he know?
A: he was wearing a naval uniform.
Anyone know similar nonsense?
"What did you make; alphabet soup?"
Outlook not good...
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but Byrds will never hurt you.
He said , “I usually tell her a long and pointless story.”
It's sweeping the nation.
