A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Why do bank robbers hate electricity?
Because of the copper in the wires.
A midget who was a fortune teller robbed a bank
The call went out that a small medium was at large
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Why is the doctor at the blood bank picky about her dates?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A bank was offering loan without interest.
I flat out refused. Why would I take money from someone who has no interest?
When a ghost opens a bank vault by itself...
Its a poulterheist
... Iβve been playing too much phasmophobia
Why can't the power bank see his kids?
Because he has a battery charge
I just downloaded the new app which will evaluate you bank account and tell you which Apple product you can afford. Turns out I can afford,
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What do you call a Thai bank
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︎ Dec 31 2020
A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Today at the bank some old lady asked if I could help check her balance.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What did the tree do when the bank was closed?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
A man walks into a sperm bank
The doctor says "would you get a load of this guy?"
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︎ Oct 18 2020
I went to the bank and asked the teller to check my balance.
She shoved me pretty hard but I didn't fall down.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
An old lady walked into the bank and asked me if I could help her check her balance.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
A Frog Walks into a Bank
A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name plate says Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
"KermitΒ Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It will be fine to authorize the loan, I know your manager."
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
"Sure, how about this," said Kermit as he produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
Patty walks into the manager's office and proceeds to tell her, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $50,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." Patty holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Two birds run into a bank
Bird 1: what are we doing
Bird 2: we robin
Ik delivery couldve been better but leave me be best my hungover ass can do rn
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︎ Nov 18 2020
The worlds shortest man and worlds tallest man have just robbed a bank.
The police are searching high and low for the culprits.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
What did the baker say when he robbed a bank?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
My wifes bank card was stolen 3 days ago.
So far they have spent less than her everyday, so I'm not saying anything.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
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︎ Aug 28 2020
This just in: 2 men broke into the city bank using nothing more than a few mannequin limbs.
Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I thought getting a bank account would be boring
but I've slowly gained interest
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︎ Oct 21 2020
My piggy bank is getting super old...
I may have to change it out.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb in a bank?
Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit: Credit to r/Teenagers for this
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︎ Jan 13 2020
I never really knew my dad. Mom said he would be out at the bank all night.
She said he was a real loaner.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Why did the baker rob the bank?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
When Biden pressed Trump about his Chinese bank account, Trump admitted...
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︎ Oct 21 2020
i lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
A lady asked me to check her balance, so i pushed her over.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Why did the bank hire a dog that collects sticks?
They needed a new branch manager.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What was the one legged Man doing in the Bank ?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
One day in the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance...
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︎ Oct 05 2020
A monk, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"
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︎ May 03 2020
What did the tree do when they couldnβt find a bank for them?
They opened their own branch.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
England doesn't have a kidney bank,
but it does have a Liverpool.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
A dwarf psychic robbed a bank today.
The news reported that there's a small medium at large.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
How did a musician steal from a bank without being noticed?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, βGive me all your money or youβre geography!β
The teller replies, βDonβt you mean history?β
The robber says, βDonβt change the subject!"
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︎ Oct 22 2019
I lost my job at the bank today which is a shame.
I was taking home $25,000 dollars a week.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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︎ May 28 2020
I withdrew one dollar from the bank but they called the police
The nine zeroes after the one donβt count. Right? They add up to nothing.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
An old lady asked me if I could help her check her balance at the bank.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
A man walks into a sperm bank.
The doctor says, "Would you get a load of this guy?"
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︎ Oct 16 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, βI think I might be a type O.β
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Guy walks into a sperm bank
Doctor says "will you get a load of this guy?"
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︎ Oct 19 2020
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says βI think Iβm a Type-O.β
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︎ Sep 03 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says, βI think I might be type o.β
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︎ Feb 22 2020
I lost my job at the bank my very first day
A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over
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︎ Oct 23 2019
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