The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."
Because of the copper in the wires.
The call went out that a small medium was at large
She has A type
I flat out refused. Why would I take money from someone who has no interest?
Its a poulterheist
... I’ve been playing too much phasmophobia
Because he has a battery charge
The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o
So I pushed her over.
Started its own branch.
The doctor says "would you get a load of this guy?"
She shoved me pretty hard but I didn't fall down.
So I pushed her over.
A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name plate says Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
"Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It will be fine to authorize the loan, I know your manager."
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
"Sure, how about this," said Kermit as he produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
Patty walks into the manager's office and proceeds to tell her, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $50,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." Patty holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Bird 1: what are we doing
Bird 2: we robin
Ik delivery couldve been better but leave me be best my hungover ass can do rn
The police are searching high and low for the culprits.
I kneaded the dough
So far they have spent less than her everyday, so I'm not saying anything.
EDIT: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery
but I've slowly gained interest
I may have to change it out.
Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit: Credit to r/Teenagers for this
She said he was a real loaner.
I lost Yuan
A lady asked me to check her balance, so i pushed her over.
They needed a new branch manager.
.. Checking his balance.
So I pushed her.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"
They opened their own branch.
but it does have a Liverpool.
The news reported that there's a small medium at large.
He took notes
The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”
The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!"
I was taking home $25,000 dollars a week.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
The nine zeroes after the one don’t count. Right? They add up to nothing.
so I pushed her over.
The doctor says, "Would you get a load of this guy?"
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a type O.”
Doctor says "will you get a load of this guy?"
The rabbit says “I think I’m a Type-O.”
The rabbit says, “I think I might be type o.”