What happens when the U.S. Mint stops producing currency?
I don’t know, it makes no sense.
My friend can convert modern currency to Ancient Roman currency in his head.
My business of making T-shirts decorated with dayglo currency was struggling, so I asked my dad for advice.
He said, “I’ve told you a million times, money doesn’t glow on Tees.”
After many years of designing, the government has released a new type of currency made out of herbs.
They spent a lot of thyme on it, but now it's mint.
What type of currency do aliens use in outer space?
Crypto-currency has become so popular in Iceland that bit-mining has now overtaken the country’s music industry in total bandwidth usage.
This comes as little surprise however, as Iceland’s Björk has always been worse than their byte.
I don’t understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.
It was a cents-less crime.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Did you hear that due to the high demand for toilet paper they are going to allow it to be used as currency?
I’m the repairman for the paper currency machine.
My job doesn’t make cents.
Without coins, the US currency would be utter non-cents
The Norwegian currency has taken ill.
It’s got the Kroner virus.
Which country really controls European currency?
They recently decided on a universal currency
What kind of currency does the Space Force use?
What currency do Canadian pirates use?
A man from Bahrain was so hungry, he could have eaten American currency...
But he exchanged it and had his dinar.
What do you call an old German currency that can double as a page finder?
Starbucks is alien currency.
What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?
I hear they use bread as currency in jail
The Swiss currency is, francly, excellent
What’s the currency used in alien society?
What currency is in Amsterdam?
What does a guy from the Czech Republic do after he's told a joke about Israeli currency?
Even with new types of currency we still carry coins which have been around for ever.
In a cents, money never changes
What do pickles use as currency?
Why cant we mint currency from antimony?! Why!? Why!?
I'm starting a cute little shop that sells doors... but the the only form of currency we take is marijuana
Did you know people used to use spices as currency?
It's like the old saying goes: thyme is money.
What does a civilization in space use as a currency?
The one cent penny and other low-value currency are used very little these days.
What's the one currency Superman can't hold?
I just compared a few currencies and korea won.
If we used igneous rock as currency we’d take everything for granite.
If intelligence was a currency...
Would it be called "common cents"?
I just found out the galaxy's universal currency.
A joke about German currency
Why doesn't Germany just call their currency Ger-Money?
Ive de-faced federal currency
What currency do astronauts use?
Works best when driving / walking past a Starbucks or when you're in a Starbucks.
Defacing currency should be a capital offense
What currency do they use in outer space