What happens when the U.S. Mint stops producing currency?

I don’t know, it makes no sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samrf1202
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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My friend can convert modern currency to Ancient Roman currency in his head.

It's a talent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuiceNoodle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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My business of making T-shirts decorated with dayglo currency was struggling, so I asked my dad for advice.

He said, β€œI’ve told you a million times, money doesn’t glow on Tees.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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After many years of designing, the government has released a new type of currency made out of herbs.

They spent a lot of thyme on it, but now it's mint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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What type of currency do aliens use in outer space?

Starbucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sh3dinja
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Crypto-currency has become so popular in Iceland that bit-mining has now overtaken the country’s music industry in total bandwidth usage.

This comes as little surprise however, as Iceland’s BjΓΆrk has always been worse than their byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReviveTheCronut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I don’t understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.

It was a cents-less crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Did you hear that due to the high demand for toilet paper they are going to allow it to be used as currency?

They call it buttcoin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harrisbradley
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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I’m the repairman for the paper currency machine.

My job doesn’t make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Without coins, the US currency would be utter non-cents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mahlerguy2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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The Norwegian currency has taken ill.

It’s got the Kroner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Which country really controls European currency?

Ger-money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rover359
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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They recently decided on a universal currency

They call it Starbucks

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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What kind of currency does the Space Force use?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrs_Shroom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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What currency do Canadian pirates use?

Doubloonies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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A man from Bahrain was so hungry, he could have eaten American currency...

But he exchanged it and had his dinar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What do you call an old German currency that can double as a page finder?

A book mark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFailureKing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Starbucks is alien currency.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PureSkillz_BG
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2016
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I hear they use bread as currency in jail
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gerald739
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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The Swiss currency is, francly, excellent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lorcan_g
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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What’s the currency used in alien society?

Starbucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khatab_98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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What currency is in Amsterdam?

Amsterdimes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Codeah
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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What does a guy from the Czech Republic do after he's told a joke about Israeli currency?

He Czechels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altoConcerto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Even with new types of currency we still carry coins which have been around for ever.

In a cents, money never changes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyFoxAlchemy0913
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What do pickles use as currency?

Dill dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/code_engine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Why cant we mint currency from antimony?! Why!? Why!?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ywkwpwnw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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I'm starting a cute little shop that sells doors... but the the only form of currency we take is marijuana

We're a door a bowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecapedmustache
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Did you know people used to use spices as currency?

It's like the old saying goes: thyme is money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scraendor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2015
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What does a civilization in space use as a currency?

starbucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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The one cent penny and other low-value currency are used very little these days.

It’s no coincidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LongneckBottles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What's the one currency Superman can't hold?

Kryptocurrency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe2596
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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I just compared a few currencies and korea won.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gopatrik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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If we used igneous rock as currency we’d take everything for granite.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/e_pilot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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If intelligence was a currency...

Would it be called "common cents"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonicbash206
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2015
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I just found out the galaxy's universal currency.

Starbucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonanza86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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A joke about German currency

Why doesn't Germany just call their currency Ger-Money?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xx_das_shame_xx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2016
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Ive de-faced federal currency
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πŸ‘€︎ u/entersamman99
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2017
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What currency do astronauts use?

Starbucks!

Works best when driving / walking past a Starbucks or when you're in a Starbucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseadaggered
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2016
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If air was currency...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hyro0o0
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2013
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Defacing currency should be a capital offense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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What currency do they use in outer space

Starbucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goddamnuserid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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