Why can't you give credit to elbow for bending the arm?
Because it's a Joint effort
Credit: u/derpytomato05 from r/funny(couldn't xpost for some reason)
Credit to u/okaynoodle for this pun.
It's time this show gets the credit it deserves
Not original... Credit to author
From r/pics. Credits to OP.
Cross post, credit to Lukas2811_
You know, rewind doesn't get the credit it deserves...
...it's just as fast as forward.
acoustics. Credit to original poster
Someone recently told me being $30,000 dollars in credit card debt was a bad thing.
If it is such a bad thing, why does my bank say "outstanding balance" below it?
They told me to post this here. Credits u/Gra_ph
Credit goes to u/RestingBitFace, thought this would fit here.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today.
Now when i take I have this weird axe scent.
My credit card company must be really proud of me
They keep telling me I have an outstanding balance
Gravity joke i could not x-post (credit in photo)
A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
What country doesn't take cash or credit?
What did the woman do with her cheesy credit card? She went on a shopping brie!
I hpe he is happy (credits given in the post)
Murray Christmas Everyone!!! (Side note- I don't take credit for this, but it's too great not to share)
Puns for my extra credit in English
Hello, if you could please make a funny pun so I could get extra credit for the title of my essay, that would be great.
Topic: Pursuit of Knowledge- Frankenstein.
Butter fly (Credit www.flickr.com/photos/dorithegiant/)
Credit to u/krstyan on r/memes
Boss: “So how good are you at PowerPoint?”
Dad: “ I Excel at it!”
Boss: “Was that a Microsoft Office pun?”
Credits to u/dobbyisafreepup for posting the original image
This one had me giggling. No credit taken.
This was too good not to share Credit: u/megzonz
What do you call a woman who sets fire to her credit card?
Why do rhinos have such bad credit?
They're constantly charging.
Scientists and programmers have gotten together to write computer code that will not only warn of future global warming but also take credit for inventing the internet.
It's an new Al-Gore-rithm
Still not mine. Credit to u/Deptar
You should see the face of the credit card salesman after I turned down all his offers...
[OC] Credit for the joke goes to my friend, Tom Jackson.
What do a dead battery and a maxed out credit card have in common?
They both decline the charges
An Australian chess player went into a restaurant and ordered food. After having his food , the waiter asked him "Cash or Credit , Sir?"
My credit card company sent me a camouflaged bull.
It’s the hidden charges you have to watch out for.
The waitress asked my dad if he was paying credit.
He responded with a grin, "Did you just assume my tender?"
Sign at a convenience store:Our credit manager is Helen Waite...
If you want credit go to Helen Waite
Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
Credit to Ruben-Marquez from r/memes
Check yourself out before you check out (credit to u/sptsd)
Reddit should have an app so that every upvote you get improves your credit score
It would be called Creddit Karma
All credit to Norville Rogers aka Shaggy
What did the nut salesman who only accepted credit cards say?
Oh no, I left my credit card in my car, and it melted!
Man, talk about a liquid asset.
All credit to @punbible on insta
Credit goes where credit is due u/PhilsTip
A guy tells a friend that is credit card was stolen 3 months ago. His friend asked if he reported it to the credit card company.
No the guy said..... The thief Spends less than my wife.
Credit to @perryfellow in instagram
The Farmer on the Tractor is very "attractorive". CREDITS TO: Bobanate
I'm like a credit card
Constantly being used and declined
Leaving the name in because this deserves all the credit possible (post linked in comments)
I enjoyed this way too much (all credit to u/destinybladez)
Credit to u/haaisee
Dad walks into the doctors office...
Dad: Hi, I'm here for my 1:30 appointment.
Receptionist: With which doctor?
Dad: No thanks. I'd like a normal doctor.
I lost my credit card in the washing machine.
It's laundered money now.
credit to the bbc for this (possibly accidental?) pun!
Pi-rated but funny. Credits: u/GallowBoob
Not my creation.. just crossposted it. Credit to u/assblasteroid
Good shit (credit to u/K2VIIN)
Damn amazing pun from this guy (credit: u/IronSheep5318)
Credit to @TheHippocrit on Twitter
Found in r/AskReddit, credit to u/raycmcor for the original post
I don't like giving credit to others for helping me with work
Yep stolen... so actually giving him the credit *not for karma
Why do writers wait for movie end-credits?
Credits: u/sassyyak @ r/jokes
Want some Spaghetti Carbanana? (Credit to @porcelaincanvas)
......not mine (credits to the person it belongs to.....
Wife: Our relationship is over....................
Me (through the walkie-talkie): Our relationship is what?, Over...
Pretty awkward credit @no_sence_meme
JOKES NEEDED! CREDIT GIVEN
So basically I own a Bookshop and I'm wanting to have a Book joke board, so please send me your jokes that I can write on it (credit will be given, needs to be family friendly)
This comment is killin me! All credit goes to u/GeorgieWashington