Jesus didn't pay for our sins with cash or credit...

He used PrayPal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Did you know Tesla is making a credit card?

I hear it's worthless if you don't charge it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDubiousDonger
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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Even crime has time for puns (credit to the author, extrafabulouscomics)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirChemi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Credit goes to my buddy Quinten who made this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchHeIs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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I went to an Internet cafe, but they declined my credit card.

It was cache only.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
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Credit to u/soflytaxidermy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/praying_mantitss
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Square root (credit to u/fatfatlama)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ma5tercraft
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[Credit to u/Vishalbharadwaj21] I have the high ground
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Python119
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Merry Christmas everyone! (Repost from Facebook, Credits in the image)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelvinnnnnnn
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Credit: instagram.com/etheriality
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicksterTV
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The best part of writing a book using only a Ouija board is getting all the credit.

Because it was written by a ghost writer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Credit - 8shitnet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ananay83
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I wore a credit card costume yesterday, I think I'll wear it today

So I'll wear a cardigan

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Can't take credit for this gem /r/Jokes/comments/m947ak/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aLittlePuppy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Credits to u/plat_playya
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sixDwaffle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Full credits to u/xibang.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Invalleria
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Why smart people don't rock (Credit: how.how)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Trump's defeat is in his hands (Credit: how.how)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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When people tell me I'm good at the theremin, I have to give credit to my wife.

She also likes it when I don't touch her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brichouse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Ridiculously photogenic humans (Credit: how.how)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
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What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?

'Thanks to ewe...'

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Gravitational waves make a splash! (Credit: how.how)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Credit to doshizle for this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Az_Aujla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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loaf-i girl. (full credit to u/F-inthechatguy)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Explodidoshas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Why you can't read minds. (Credit: how.how)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Who does Orlando Bloom credit for all of his success?

No one, he’s an elf made man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrymmTravel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Credit to @comicsbyandy for this political cartoon that also has a pun

https://preview.redd.it/juu01g2we3s51.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=363c4e4cc3b0dd44ac8193dcdb74ee01bc854813

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xoyamec69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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credit(Indian Hills community)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Caw Caw Credit - Pun Bible
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ananay83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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You have to give Trump credit.

Because he doesn’t have any cash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Had to post this here. Credit goes to Fun-Education235
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHotSouthWinds
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I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper

And now I'm paying for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lod254
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Why is hot Mexican food like a credit card?

You pay for it the next day.

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Credits to u/tehgerbil
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlumbusUser101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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What country doesn't take cash or credit?

The Czech Republic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pewds696969
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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What kind of nuts only accept credit card payments?

Cashews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soloazn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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My friend and I both wanted credit for a movie we made.

So we made it a Covid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Just got a credit card bill with a camouflaged bull printed on it...!?

..It's the hidden charges you have to watch out for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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(Credit to u/Anon8627) My mum said I'm terrible with directions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Python119
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Toilets don’t get enough credit.

They take a lot of shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UpperMine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Credit: u/derpytomato05 from r/funny(couldn't xpost for some reason)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrammerTheGamer
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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It's time this show gets the credit it deserves
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