Why can't you give credit to elbow for bending the arm?

Because it's a Joint effort

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Credit: u/derpytomato05 from r/funny(couldn't xpost for some reason)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrammerTheGamer
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Credit to u/okaynoodle for this pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prototype273
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It's time this show gets the credit it deserves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lams1d
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Not original... Credit to author
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mekvala
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From r/pics. Credits to OP.
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Cross post, credit to Lukas2811_
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imaginepicklez
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You know, rewind doesn't get the credit it deserves...

...it's just as fast as forward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evadman
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acoustics. Credit to original poster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slendyboii
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Someone recently told me being $30,000 dollars in credit card debt was a bad thing.

If it is such a bad thing, why does my bank say "outstanding balance" below it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaron778
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They told me to post this here. Credits u/Gra_ph
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Real_Kallari
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πŸ‘€︎ u/givinhi
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Credit goes to u/RestingBitFace, thought this would fit here.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today.

Now when i take I have this weird axe scent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jigsaw442
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πŸ‘€︎ u/givinhi
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My credit card company must be really proud of me

They keep telling me I have an outstanding balance

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Gravity joke i could not x-post (credit in photo)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdgu
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A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kngfbng
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlumbusUser101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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What country doesn't take cash or credit?

The Czech Republic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pewds696969
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miriam9999
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What did the woman do with her cheesy credit card? She went on a shopping brie!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/myvolunteerbag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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I hpe he is happy (credits given in the post)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MEMESTER_BOIIII
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Murray Christmas Everyone!!! (Side note- I don't take credit for this, but it's too great not to share)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tchskippy25
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Puns for my extra credit in English

Hello, if you could please make a funny pun so I could get extra credit for the title of my essay, that would be great.

Topic: Pursuit of Knowledge- Frankenstein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudeho
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/foodislouuu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Credit to r/memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/manzoito
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Butter fly (Credit www.flickr.com/photos/dorithegiant/)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaindaCentral
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Credit to u/krstyan on r/memes

Boss: β€œSo how good are you at PowerPoint?”

Dad: β€œ I Excel at it!”

Boss: β€œWas that a Microsoft Office pun?”

Dad: β€œWord.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam_The_Doggo69
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spircoochi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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This one had me giggling. No credit taken.
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This was too good not to share Credit: u/megzonz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaizar1027
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What do you call a woman who sets fire to her credit card?

Bernadette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CD9653
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Why do rhinos have such bad credit?

They're constantly charging.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HansProductions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I’ll give you some credit for that one. reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JTSkinny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Scientists and programmers have gotten together to write computer code that will not only warn of future global warming but also take credit for inventing the internet.

It's an new Al-Gore-rithm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Muunke
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Still not mine. Credit to u/Deptar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/otlycann
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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You should see the face of the credit card salesman after I turned down all his offers...

He was in tiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
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[OC] Credit for the joke goes to my friend, Tom Jackson.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToughBeingAPig
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Credit to u/xtriya.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malachi_Noel3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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What do a dead battery and a maxed out credit card have in common?

They both decline the charges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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An Australian chess player went into a restaurant and ordered food. After having his food , the waiter asked him "Cash or Credit , Sir?"

He said "Cheque , mate"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanPitza
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DOK-Gaming
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My credit card company sent me a camouflaged bull.

It’s the hidden charges you have to watch out for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b_finch07
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The waitress asked my dad if he was paying credit.

He responded with a grin, "Did you just assume my tender?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/305-til-i-786
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Sign at a convenience store:Our credit manager is Helen Waite...

If you want credit go to Helen Waite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
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Credit to u/coolblack93.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adicted2Mc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Good_Alibi
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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Credit to Ruben-Marquez from r/memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattiz_1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Check yourself out before you check out (credit to u/sptsd)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XNbak
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Reddit should have an app so that every upvote you get improves your credit score

It would be called Creddit Karma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Real_MidGetz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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All credit to Norville Rogers aka Shaggy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/livelifehf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nxnjitsu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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What did the nut salesman who only accepted credit cards say?

Cash? Ew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/compass853
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Oh no, I left my credit card in my car, and it melted!

Man, talk about a liquid asset.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
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All credit to @punbible on insta
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
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Credit goes where credit is due u/PhilsTip
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billyb0bj03
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A guy tells a friend that is credit card was stolen 3 months ago. His friend asked if he reported it to the credit card company.

No the guy said..... The thief Spends less than my wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicmoose13
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
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Credit to @perryfellow in instagram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aw10365
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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The Farmer on the Tractor is very "attractorive". CREDITS TO: Bobanate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HayangIsNoob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Credit to u/spigooterlia. Her title says it all :) v.redd.it/k9t7n5cgh9w21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poppy_the_Pooch
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I'm like a credit card

Constantly being used and declined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandMasters12
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Leaving the name in because this deserves all the credit possible (post linked in comments)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayisforhorses101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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I enjoyed this way too much (all credit to u/destinybladez)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassieenadriaan1
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In honor of WoW Classic. Credit goes to u/techentalks reddit.com/r/classicwow/c…
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Credit to u/haaisee

Dad walks into the doctors office...

Dad: Hi, I'm here for my 1:30 appointment.

Receptionist: With which doctor?

Dad: No thanks. I'd like a normal doctor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjfufoensvdbfkd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I lost my credit card in the washing machine.

It's laundered money now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsSuperRob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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credit to the bbc for this (possibly accidental?) pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctorgreenwolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Pi-rated but funny. Credits: u/GallowBoob
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pradyumna_somani
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Not my creation.. just crossposted it. Credit to u/assblasteroid
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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Good shit (credit to u/K2VIIN)
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Damn amazing pun from this guy (credit: u/IronSheep5318)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yehogol131
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Credit to @TheHippocrit on Twitter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurtlerTim
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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All credit to: u/Waghlon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/livelifehf
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Found in r/AskReddit, credit to u/raycmcor for the original post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKathooloo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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I don't like giving credit to others for helping me with work

I don't like it, et al.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Yep stolen... so actually giving him the credit *not for karma
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathWish07
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Why do writers wait for movie end-credits?

for character count

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Credit: u/zwankyy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TacticalBeast
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Credits: u/sassyyak @ r/jokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouAndMeBothSuck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Want some Spaghetti Carbanana? (Credit to @porcelaincanvas)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinRoTan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Moneygon Credit:@Rlhob

https://preview.redd.it/blworp2oabn21.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7a863334fbc03e22f1030533bb3b4b23942c97a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeanSalad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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He accepts credit cards.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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......not mine (credits to the person it belongs to.....

Wife: Our relationship is over.................... Me (through the walkie-talkie): Our relationship is what?, Over...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varun_chakilam
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Pretty awkward credit @no_sence_meme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/popped-corn-_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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JOKES NEEDED! CREDIT GIVEN

So basically I own a Bookshop and I'm wanting to have a Book joke board, so please send me your jokes that I can write on it (credit will be given, needs to be family friendly)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WRJames97
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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Credit: my snake friend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BGBOT_Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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This comment is killin me! All credit goes to u/GeorgieWashington
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hana-rae
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