Jesus didn't pay for our sins with cash or credit...
He used PrayPal.
Did you know Tesla is making a credit card?
I hear it's worthless if you don't charge it
Even crime has time for puns (credit to the author, extrafabulouscomics)
I went to an Internet cafe, but they declined my credit card.
It was cache only.
[Credit to u/Vishalbharadwaj21] I have the high ground
Merry Christmas everyone! (Repost from Facebook, Credits in the image)
The best part of writing a book using only a Ouija board is getting all the credit.
Because it was written by a ghost writer
Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
I wore a credit card costume yesterday, I think I'll wear it today
So I'll wear a cardigan
Can't take credit for this gem /r/Jokes/comments/m947ak/…
Why smart people don't rock (Credit: how.how)
Trump's defeat is in his hands (Credit: how.how)
When people tell me I'm good at the theremin, I have to give credit to my wife.
She also likes it when I don't touch her.
Ridiculously photogenic humans (Credit: how.how)
What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?
'Thanks to ewe...'
Gravitational waves make a splash! (Credit: how.how)
Who does Orlando Bloom credit for all of his success?
No one, he’s an elf made man
Credit to @comicsbyandy for this political cartoon that also has a pun
https://preview.redd.it/juu01g2we3s51.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=363c4e4cc3b0dd44ac8193dcdb74ee01bc854813
You have to give Trump credit.
Because he doesn’t have any cash.
Had to post this here. Credit goes to Fun-Education235
I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper
And now I'm paying for it.
Why is hot Mexican food like a credit card?
You pay for it the next day.
What country doesn't take cash or credit?
The Czech Republic
What kind of nuts only accept credit card payments?
Cashews
My friend and I both wanted credit for a movie we made.
So we made it a Covid
Just got a credit card bill with a camouflaged bull printed on it...!?
..It's the hidden charges you have to watch out for.
(Credit to u/Anon8627) My mum said I'm terrible with directions
So I packed my things and right
credit to u/Anon8627, upvote him, please!
Toilets don’t get enough credit.
They take a lot of shit.
Credit: u/derpytomato05 from r/funny(couldn't xpost for some reason)
