Even crime has time for puns (credit to the author, extrafabulouscomics)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirChemi
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Merry Christmas everyone! (Repost from Facebook, Credits in the image)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelvinnnnnnn
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Credit: instagram.com/etheriality
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicksterTV
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Credit - 8shitnet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ananay83
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When people tell me I'm good at the theremin, I have to give credit to my wife.

She also likes it when I don't touch her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brichouse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Credits to u/plat_playya
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sixDwaffle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Credit to u/the_richard_cranium. In a sub called r/nononono where things that had the potential to go wrong do, a woman struggles to put out a match. She sets it on the table, defeated failing to do so, but she forgot to put it out before doing so.

Confused, another redditor asked β€œWhat kind of match was that?” Cranium replied β€œNo match for her apparently”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vinnyc-11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?

'Thanks to ewe...'

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Why smart people don't rock (Credit: how.how)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Trump's defeat is in his hands (Credit: how.how)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
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Ridiculously photogenic humans (Credit: how.how)
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Full credits to u/xibang.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Invalleria
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Gravitational waves make a splash! (Credit: how.how)
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Who does Orlando Bloom credit for all of his success?

No one, he’s an elf made man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrymmTravel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Credit to doshizle for this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Az_Aujla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Why you can't read minds. (Credit: how.how)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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loaf-i girl. (full credit to u/F-inthechatguy)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Explodidoshas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Credit to @comicsbyandy for this political cartoon that also has a pun

https://preview.redd.it/juu01g2we3s51.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=363c4e4cc3b0dd44ac8193dcdb74ee01bc854813

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xoyamec69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper

And now I'm paying for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lod254
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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You have to give Trump credit.

Because he doesn’t have any cash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Had to post this here. Credit goes to Fun-Education235
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHotSouthWinds
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Caw Caw Credit - Pun Bible
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ananay83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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credit(Indian Hills community)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Why is hot Mexican food like a credit card?

You pay for it the next day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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My friend and I both wanted credit for a movie we made.

So we made it a Covid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Toilets don’t get enough credit.

They take a lot of shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UpperMine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What kind of nuts only accept credit card payments?

Cashews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soloazn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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(Credit to u/Anon8627) My mum said I'm terrible with directions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Python119
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Just got a credit card bill with a camouflaged bull printed on it...!?

..It's the hidden charges you have to watch out for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...

He re-Poe-ed them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Credit to u/CanadianGeeseScareMe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aserthreto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Newton’s cradle! (Credit to thejenkinscomic on Instagram)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kannathelegend
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Credit: u/derpytomato05 from r/funny(couldn't xpost for some reason)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrammerTheGamer
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It's time this show gets the credit it deserves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lams1d
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Credit to OP PumpkimJam4812 on r/meme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geck02004
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Very genius (all credit goes to u/ambitiousboy1 from r/technicallythetruth)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FishThatLovesDogs
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What do you say to the cashier when your credit card is denied at a convenience store?

β€œSorry for the inconvenience.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/singh_j
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlumbusUser101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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What country doesn't take cash or credit?

The Czech Republic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pewds696969
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Credit to my four year old daughter:

Who does an ant call when they need to go to the hospital? The antbulance! Or the ambulANTS πŸ˜†

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mamabear1228
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Why can't you give credit to elbow for bending the arm?

Because it's a Joint effort

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dadushka008
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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From r/pics. Credits to OP.
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Not original... Credit to author
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mekvala
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Credit to u/okaynoodle for this pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prototype273
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Cross post, credit to Lukas2811_
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imaginepicklez
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acoustics. Credit to original poster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slendyboii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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What country does not accept cash or credit cards ?

The Czech Republic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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