So I'll wear a cardigan
And now I'm paying for it.
You pay for it the next day.
Cashews
..It's the hidden charges you have to watch out for.
“Sorry for the inconvenience.”
The Czech Republic
They keep telling me I have an outstanding balance
If it is such a bad thing, why does my bank say "outstanding balance" below it?
Bernadette
No the guy said..... The thief Spends less than my wife.
They both decline the charges
He was in tiers
Cash? Ew!
Man, talk about a liquid asset.
Constantly being used and declined
It's laundered money now.
A Capital One
MustardCard
So I turned to my manager yesterday and said "We may not be able to have cell phones, but we can have SALE phones."
Note: This my first post here and not 100% sure if this is a dad joke. If it doesn't belong here, do inform me where I could post it. Many thanks!
Master Card.
There's no more swiping
In the beginning, there was no annual fee and it was 0% APR. Over the years they started taking away benefits and eventually introduced an annual fee. I complained to them and they offered to remove the fee every year as long as I called them. I've been waiving the fees for about 6 years now and boy are my arms tired.
She has always been against swiping.
Capital Juan
It gives them frequent frier miles!
Me: "$4000?"
Her: "Higher."
Me: "$5000?"
Her: points up
Me: "$8000?"
Her: "No, the one above $5000."
Me: "$5001?!"
It's quite ionic
I was getting my card ready to swipe, and the cashier said "strip facing me" and I said "you want me to do WHAT?" He nervously laughed and my wife was very disappointed in me.
Full disclosure: I am a dad
..She's not going to make any progress at that rate.
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Wait until they bring the credit card machine thing over.
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Keep card in wallet.
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Put machine to ear.
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"Hello? Hello?? It's for you..."
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Hand 'phone' to waiter.
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Watch everyone groan/reach into pockets for extra tip money.
Sure, just clean them off so it doesn't get dirty.
So, we were in the car, on our way to a restaurant. Dad says "Hey kids, do you want to see a miracle?" obviously, we're like, err wut, ok...
Then he pulls out his visa card and says "See this? This little piece of plastic is going to turn into food, isn't that amazing?"
Yeah....
