Handwriting pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HardGamerYT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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The first one says β€œbro give me up please” just in case you don’t understand my handwriting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/27aryaan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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My wife and I recently divorced due to my terrible handwriting

Since then I've become a very illegible bachelor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Idoleyes14
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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In my twenties, I was known for two things: Being single, and my awful handwriting.

I was the most illegible bachelor in town.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Spain surprised the world by taking a stand by banning pens and enforcing the use of quills for handwriting.

No one expected the Spanish Ink Position.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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My doctor was struggling to write my prescription when I said β€œDoctor, that’s a rectal thermometer in your hand!”

He replied, β€œDammit! Some asshole’s got my pen!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seattledandy
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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I inherited my grandfather's tax shelter today

http://imgur.com/C5p5it9

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoguy11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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Swearing

sitting in a coffee shop with my girlfriend and 4 yr old daughter. kid's looking at the letters on the coffee cups

Kid: Daddy, why are the letters all smooshed together?

Gf: It's called handwriting.

Kid: What's the last letter? I don't remember it...

Gf: It's an "S". Do you know a word that starts with S?

Me: Shit.

Gf: And why, of all words, did you use "shit"?

Me: I'm speaking in cursive

Gf: ΰ² _ΰ² 

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lamb3ntSpartan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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Dadjoked my lecturer

The whiteboard is always a mess from the previous class and every week my lecturer has been getting more and more annoyed that the previous guy doesn't clean the board after use.

This morning as he begrudgingly stepped towards the board he sighed and asked the heavens, "when will be the day that I stop having to wipe this board?"

I said to him, "I think the writing's on the wall Professor."

I got one cackled laugh amongst many groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grayworks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2014
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Dadjoked my father at my brothers wedding

I was sitting in his seat talking to my mother/grandparents for a bit when an idea hit me. So after some brief set up, I went searching for dad.

Me: I really like the small touches they added, like the personalised messages on the table placements

Dad: What?

Me: You know, the name tag to show where people are sitting

Dad: Yeah, I know what you're talking about, but there's no message on them.

Me: Yes there is! It's on the inside of them, just have to flip them over to read it

Dad: I'm telling you, there's no message on them!

Me: I absolutely guarantee that there is a personalised message written on your name tag!!

So, determined to prove me wrong we go inside to his table and he flips over his name tag to find, in my handwriting, "told you so".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andystealth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2015
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