My dad is going through heart failure, and the first text that I get from him after sending him a card says:

β€œNo more corny jokes, now just corn-orary jokes”

I’m glad he still has his sense of humor through these tough times

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pranske3
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My friend asked me how the text-to-speech feature works on his phone, but I didn't bother explaining it to him.

It speaks for itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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What to text when you're not going to be on time...

"I'm going to be β‚ˆ"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/errsta
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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My wife went to get a pedicure with her mother. She sent me a text saying that they have an exfoliating, foot scrub that has CBD/Hemp oil in it and she was going to try it out...I replied β€œbaby, do you realize that you left the house with slippers on...

But you are coming back with high heels”. Her mom sent me a text asking me what I said that made my wife throw her phone in to her lap and groan aloud. Mission accomplished haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton
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I work at a vet and my dad texts me this:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jRaeLupa
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What did the drug addict text his girlfriend?

Send ludes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoHandedShanks
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You have $400, your daughter text she needs $200, and your son text he needs $150. How much do you have left?

Me: $400 and 2 unread messages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/endustry1994
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I like jokes that make fun of accents. You like jokes that don't work in text form.

Potato potato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Broke up with my girlfriend Ruth via text this morning.

I'm ruthless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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What crime do you commit when you throw a text book?

Textual Assault

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirat692157
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What did Rudolph text Santa?

Nothing, he just left him on red.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaesquared
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Which philosophical text do children best relate with?

Play Dough’s β€œThe Republic”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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My 15 year old sent a text asking me to pick him up from school and added "not in your pyjamas".

So I'm wearing his, because good dads listen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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You thought other puns were bad? wait until you (sorry I dunno how to add text to images and i'm new to reddit)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moneybrainz99
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Wife text me "windows froze, won't open." I reply to pour some like warm water over it and tap it gently around the edges.

5 minutes pass and wife texts back "computers really messed up now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ch57113
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My wife was having a stressful day at work and just sent me a text "I'm losing my mind!"

I texted back "it's all in your head".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimothyLux
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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When the text turns gray it means you’ve

Reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/da-chillsYT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What do you call an computer program that can read books, and then make reviews about them, but sadly can only read text that has a red font?

An InkRedible machine.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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got fired from a newspaper company for forgetting important text.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iDarqq
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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My dad text me this. A true dad joke

Got a question. Did u hear about the furious lady who was late and refused entry to her yoga class?? Yeah she couldnt believe they were not more flexible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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5 hour pun battle with my dad over text
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malian_Carver
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Had to hit him with an 80’s music reference over text for keeping a secret
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMenace15287
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I told my teen daughter to invite all the boys she texts over for Thanksgiving...

We're gonna call it a Friends-zone-giving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazySumo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Don't know if this is a scam but I just received a text saying I'd won $250 cash or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute night.

It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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I have to write a paper about insurance, and I need to use in-text citations.

So I think I’ll get a quote.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Bomb_Firocious
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Tried posting on dad jokes but only texts ): (Not proud of this one)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanofatty22
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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My wife sent me a text message only reading "EARTH"

It meant the world to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrow-s
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I’ve gained axis to the texts!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mehaxe
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Mix it up a little. Text a random number the following message:

The fat one won't fit into the woodchipper. What do you want me to do?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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My friend went to Vietnam a while back, she could receive texts but not send them so I saw this as a perfect opportunity to send her some quality puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siliconmac
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Text exchange with my 70-yo father. He’s still got it.

Me: Heads up, you have a package arriving today with your name on it. You have permission to open it today πŸ˜‰πŸŽ„

Him: Ok. Is the tree a hint or just a christmassy thing? I don’t need a tree🌲

Me: Just a christmassy thing. We didn’t send you a tree.

Him: Great. I wouldn’t want to accuse you of tree, son πŸ€“

Me: Oooof

Him: I was trying to branch out into political humor but it didn’t take root so I guess I’ll leaf it there

Me: You don’t know when to quit, do you?

Him: I wooden know about that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idkflycasual
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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This legen-dairy text I received earlier tonight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LOD2001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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The back of my physics text book
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-British-Indian
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I found it a good fake text
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BFsamuraiOfDoom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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I heard my wife's eyes roll through text...

Wife: Stopping at the bar for a drink after work.

Me: Would you bring some whiskey home?

Wife: 10-4

Me: = 6

Edit: this particular bar has a liquor store up front.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaosX422
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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Irish you didn't text and drive.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiplessNavajo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Title text
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EndMeRightNowPlz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Chicago's Field Museum has launched a hotline where your child can text-message with a "dinosaur" that answers their questions.

Great, now parents have to worry about their kids getting ghosted by a velociraptor? "Hey Timmy, it's Ronny the Raptor. U up? Don't you hate it when you send an eggplant emoji to a Triceratops and they be like: who dis?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeoffPlitt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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gotta fight the chain texts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IlanKinderlerer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Are lesbians Vegan? (Rest of pun in text)

because they dont like Meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Okami
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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My wife asked me, β€œWhy do you always text in lower case?”

I said, β€œi decided to stop giving a shift.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I was writing a text, and Autocorrect changed β€œkilled” to β€œkilt”.

Well plaid, phone. Well plaid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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While he was out, my husband text me 'I think I'll run through the car wash on my way home.'

I replied: 'Probably better to drive the car through.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikkifly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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My chemistry text book thinks its cool.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevensleeps
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Boss texts me: β€œSend me one of your funny jokes!” I reply: β€œI’m busy working. I’ll send one later.”

Boss texts me: β€œThat’s hilarious, send me another one!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pgtart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Did you hear about the new fabric that can send text messages?

It's immaterial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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My friend text me that he got a new job testing athlete for doping in the next olympics. I think he’s just taking the piss.....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/feckthis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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I'm clearly winning in the family pun group text imgur.com/DQxgfoL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnmazz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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This text post is unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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My dad never texts me. Today at 7:26 AM, he sends this

"I have kleptomania. Sometimes when it gets really bad, I take something for it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benbernards
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2015
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Text messages with dad...
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The real recursion joke is in the optional text.

The real recursion joke is in the title.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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text from dad today imgur.com/b5k8knV
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CastYourBread
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2016
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Dad, why did you text me ”entury”?

Long time, no C, son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Text messages from my Pakistani father.

http://imgur.com/bQIOGeg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rehank6
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2014
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Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with a hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rangatan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2015
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My son said, 'I'm going to text my girlfriend back.'

I said, 'Why on earth is your girlfriend called Back?'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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The alt-text in today's XKCD is pretty great. xkcd.com/2007/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elzanna
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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My son’s text: β€œWhat is my car’s license plate?”

My response: β€œA rectangular metal instrument affixed to the rear of your car, paid for by you, but issued by the State as a means of taxation, identification, and regulatory control.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DRH7660
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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He sends me texts like this far too often.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xMazz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
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My husband (who is a dad) dad joked me over text message for the first time today.

Me: I turned Pandora off, but it is still playing and I would have to completely close all my school work tabs to shut the stupid thing down. Several songs later, and it still won't go away. ):|

Him: You have opened Pandora's Box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jenovadark00
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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I signed up for a subscription that texts a dad joke to you everyday.

I got one text that said "a dad joke to you everyday" and they are still charging me monthly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mumpz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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my dad just got dadjoked via group text

sister: wish I was there with you

Dad: catch a plane

sister: I don't have a big enough net

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wishiwasAyla
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2014
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I told /u/porichoygupto's Dad joke to my wife and kids via text, my wife's response was perfect. (Link to album in the text box.)

I'm getting some good mileage out of this joke. Thanks /u/porichoygupto !!!

First. Second.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drumlin
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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My wife sent me a text, "I'm going to eat soon."

I texted her back, "What does soon taste like?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madd74
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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Have you ever read the text at the bottom of a map?

It's the stuff of legends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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Dad went to bed, then came downstairs 5 minutes later to ask if I got his text

Check my phone,

"iTired...there's a nap for that"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giantantreal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2015
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Hit my wife with this exchange via text

Ordering pizza.

Me: I got pizza for us Her: oh what kind? Me: buffalo chicken Her: omg i was just thinking about that! Me: you could say we are like lance bass and justin timberlake Her: ? Me: we're nsync Her: .....omg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jerooby
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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My girlfriend's dad sends her a text every single day. (x-post from /r/screenshots)

http://imgur.com/a/o07Da

EDIT: Yes, she texts him back don't worry. These texts are saved on her phone, replies are not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconmosh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2014
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Wife got me over text messages

Wife: Would you like a toasted gouda and ham sandwich for lunch?

Me: No thanks, not hungry yet.

Wife: OK, so you're gouda for now then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reyomnwahs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2016
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β€œNew phone, text me so I have your number!”

You’ll need to use glasses then, since you lost your contacts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SedatedAlpaca
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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What body of water always texts back?

Reese Pond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vicious_viridian
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Gf texts me asking if I am near my computer

Me: yeah

Gf: can you look up stuff for me?

wait 10 minutes

me: when can I stop staring at the ceiling?

Gf: I don't know why we are still together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danmay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2014
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The man who invented predictive text died yesterday.

His funfair is next monkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flabbawhatsit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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My dad said he didn't have to explain text-to-speech

Because it speaks for itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phisamoe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2016
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My dad texts me jokes about once a week. Here are about 30 of my favorites.
  • What's the difference between mononucleosis and herpes? You get mono from snatching kisses.

  • If you were to lose your left arm, you'd be all right.

  • Why can't you hear a pteradactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

  • Communists only write in lower-case letters because they hate capitalism.

  • I got a new job at the police sketching pictures of suspects. I'm a con artist.

  • Cat Woman's real name is Catherine Woman.

  • I have a new cat joke. ...Just kitt'en.

  • How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints. *

  • Did you hear about the two men who stole a calendar? They got six months each.

  • I just saw an Apple store get robbed. Does that make me an iWitness?

  • Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.

  • I'm moving to Seoul. I was told it would be a good Korea move.

  • Did you hear about the professor who was killed in a car accident? He was grading papers on a curve.

  • Why isn't an iPhone charger called Apple Juice?

  • Ever tr

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhenIm6TFour
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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Dad over text this morning: I just invented a new thing called a chair.

Me: Riiight...?

Dad: You're going to want to sit down for this one.

Me: Dad stop.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2015
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Got a text saying "You're up?"

Replied "No, North America."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerdfighter8842
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2017
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Buddy texts me saying "Steve Kerr is on my flight"...

So I asked if he had the kerrage to say hello.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toethumbs8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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Sent a text to my kid, "What does this IDK mean?"

Kid: I don't know.

Me: I've been asking everyone. I'll never figure this out -- no one knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itim__office
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2015
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Received the following text from my dad: Mom went with me to my doctor appointment the other day. After an extremely long wait I turned to Mom and said, "My butt fell asleep."

She replied, "Yeah, I heard it snore a couple of times."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petros86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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I sent out a text with the word "diorama" in it, but my phone's autocorrect switched it to diarrhea.

I swear, this shit just writes itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iocaine_powder
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2013
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Woke up to a text from dad....

As a scientist, Throckmorton knew that if he ever farted in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DroopyDrewP
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2016
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My wife said in a text message: My boobs hurt so bad today :'( (crying face)

My response: So are they boo-hoo-bies?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_kingkode
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2016
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Told my parents I was having surgery in a group text. Mom asks me how long I'm out for

Dad: Hopefully he's out for the whole surgery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fecaltornado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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Everytime the Music Major read his college text book, he would becoming uncontrollably angry and would punch someone.

He has "A History of Violins"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustALuckyShot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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My dad sent me this text with no context. Have no idea why.

In heaven the Elephants are in charge of remembering everything, the monkeys are in charge of giving hugs, the hippos are in charge of retrieving things that have fallen in water, the mice are in charge of dancing on the petals of flowers, the cats are in charge of landing on their feet when they fall out of a tree and porcupines are in charge of keeping the monkeys away from the bananas. πŸ˜ƒ In Hell the Hippos are in charge of dancing on the flowers, the elephants are in charge of landing on their feet when they fall out of a tree, the cats are in charge of retrieving things that have fallen in water, monkeys are in charge of remembering everything, the mice are in charge of keeping the monkeys away from the bananas and the porcupines are in charge of giving hugs. 😫

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slatetheturtle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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Dad and I just had an exchange via text message

http://i.imgur.com/kfJW6La.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoba
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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Found this in my phone from a while ago...trying to calm my friend's nerves about getting breast implants. (X post from r/texts) imgur.com/N7nfIlL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackson5guy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2013
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Found this written in a class set text book
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meatystick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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My dad just sent me a text...

"If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian."

:|

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_Viking
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2013
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Don't know if this is a scam but I just received a text saying I'd won $250 cash or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute night.

It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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