If anybody wants a copy of Osteopath Weekly I have back issues.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naptownfellow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you

You have my Word...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenebalism
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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"A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/always-paranoid
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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I bought a copy of MS Office, but I dropped it on the road going back to my car...

...well, that's the Word on the street.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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If someone copies the way I make pasta

Did they just copy-pasta?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magnus0167
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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What is another word for a copy of a fax?

A fax simile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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Tepsodent. Polgate. Glose-up. Don't trust them. They are all copy-paste.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madjholu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.

She did not hold Up well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortalfloater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.

Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theycallmeslayer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.

To summarize:

He's never gonna give you Up

Never gonna lend you Down

Never gonna run around, and dessert you.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down.

You have my word.

(My dad put wrote this on the fridge, pls don't kill)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waterycereal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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What do you call someone who copies and pastes a flu epidemic?

A plaguerizer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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My friend told me to get 100 copies of a form

I told him I can't A4 it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthsid1603
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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My wife and I met at the store when we were both buying a copy of the Disney movie β€œup”

It was the perfect meet cute and we kept both copies even after getting married. It was sweet. Not all things are meant to last and when things got a bit rocky we decided to get divorced. I let her keep the apartment and moved my stuff out. Unfortunately, we live in one of those states that mail out ballots. She sent me a text a week after I had left to let me know my ballot had come to the apartment. We had ended things amicably, but neither of us wanted to see each other so soon. Committed to my civic duty, I dropped by after work the next day. When she opened the door she was in tears. She had me come in and I immediately saw it, I had forgotten to take my copy of the movie. Somehow, this felt more final than actually signing the divorce papers. I still cared about her, so I asked if she wanted to talk at all. She shook her head and said through tears, β€œJust take your Up, vote and go.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silent--Soliloquy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miss_partyraiser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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A copy of β€œA Christmas Carol” just fell on my toe.

It hurts like the Dickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobaltD70
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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My girlfriend just found my copy of the Kama Sutra

So now I find myself in a pretty awkward position

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mesajom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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I lost my copy of the first book in Michael Grant's best-selling novel series

It's Gone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmang00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down...

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Sarge on radio: "Private Cooper! This is Sargent Matthews. I need that report written ASAP! Do you copy?"

Cooper: "No, sir. Plagiarism is illegal."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myusernameisfish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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A paralyzed man in a wheelchair is handed a CD copy of "Inbetween Days."

So he stands up and just walks away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zigbigidorlu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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Copy cat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RDako
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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My copy of "A Christmas Carol" just fell on my foot.

It hurt like the Dickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Printed two copies of a bear picture and gave it to my son today.

Then greeted him β€œIt’s December.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HauntedMotive
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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A student decided not to copy anything written on the left side of the board.

I guess you could say he had a copyright strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UrMamFat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office.

I will find you, you have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amindspin74
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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To the person who stole my copy of mircosoft office

I will find you, you have my word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syter6
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You got my word!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheisgod123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Failed my audition as Romeo but my copy of the script clearly said

"Enter Juliet From Behind"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnazS
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Dear whoever stole my disc copy of Microsoft office

I will find you. You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemApplesAndShit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Copy that
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gerb99meister
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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True story: I wanted to print a dozen copies of a document, but selected 'Number of Copies: 12' on both MS Word and the printer itself, just to be sure. Turns out, it treated that as 12 times 12 copies.

I soon discovered that I had made a gross error of judgment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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The girl at the copy store is mighty hot and is a new romantic interest. I introduced myself but forgot her name.

So I just call her prints-ess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I tried to copy my friend's test about jungle cats.

But he called me a cheetah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mc-Breezy-Butt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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So I just downloaded a copy of the Queen movie Bohemian Rhapsody.

I think it was filmed in the theatre though as I see a little silhouetto of a man...

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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What did the copy machine say when it spilled it’s makeup

Ahh that was my toner

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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To the guy who stole my copy of Microsoft Word. I will find you...

You have my word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahulagrawal97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Downloaded a pirated copy of the Bohemian Rhapsody. Quality is really bad though. Low res. Dark. Blurry.

I see a little silhouetto of a man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caughtBoom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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An author was mad at the store manager because not a single copy of his autobiography was making it past the cash register

I guess his story didn't check out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/immasebe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I don't know why you stole my copy of Microsoft Office...

But I will find you.

And I will kill you.

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelnodxd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Anyone need old copies of Chiropractor Monthly?

I have lots of back issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamironmankevin
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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This guy thinks I'm not a good friend cuz I won't lend him my copy of a Pixar film

I'm never gonna give you UP, but I'm never gonna let you down...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geckheck
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper used to give away copies of horror films starring Blake Lively...

But they're out of "The Shallows" now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Draykonslayer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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When my wife asked what I was doing, I lied and said I was laminating copies of my newest novel.

But that was just a cover for my story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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What did Liam Neeson say to the person who stole his copy of Microsoft Office?

I will find you. You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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My wife and I hung a copy of the US constitution in our house.

We call it the decoration of independence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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For my son’s birthday, I got him a copy of β€œThe Lord of the Rings”, but he wasn’t too happy.

He thought it was a Tolkien gesture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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What do you get when you have 16 copies of The Wizard of Oz?

The Wizard of Lb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonnet155
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2016
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Yesterday my neighbor asked to borrow my copy of the movie β€œIt”. I proceeded to beat him up. My wife asked me why the hell I would beat him up.

I told her he was asking for It.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cubic-Zirconia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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I finally hired a copy editor for my jokes about golf

I have been told the correct course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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To the guy who stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you.

You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aabesh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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What do you call an exact copy of you that smells better?

Your cologne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pauls2theWall
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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It’s a copy cat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lexanzano
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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What does the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom do when she wants to make a hard copy of the monologue she will deliver at her inauguration?

She prints-a-speech.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fnnythe3hd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2016
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A man threw two copies of the CD single 'I just Called to Say I Love You' at the artist.

One hit Wonder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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The first million people to send me a million dollars, will get a copy of my guide.

Of how to become a millionaire from Reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StevenBosc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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My wife caught me looking at a copy of the Constitution yesterday.

I said, β€œHoney, I’m only reading it for the Articles.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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Dear person who stole my copy of Office, I will find you.

You have my Word.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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Her: Why is it that you have a copy of β€œWar and Peace sitting on the table for days?”

Me: It’s a long story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Copy pasta
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolguythatscool
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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A copy asks a miner: whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?

the miner responds "mine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaybutts
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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I threw my genetic copy off a cliff because he was always swearing.

I got done up for making an obscene clone fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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I didn’t sell one copy of my autobiography

Story of my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marmite50
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big Trouble.

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConKowski
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2013
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my copy of Richard Brautigan got destroyed

Now it's Richard Boughtagain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlternatePsycho
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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I work with copiers. Here is some copy-humor imgur.com/PxHUlXC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altorr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2014
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So I hung up a copy of the US constitution on my wall

I call it the decoration of independence!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kovehshteeble
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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What's the fastest way to copy a genome?

Xeroxyribonucleic acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mc1nc4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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I went to blockbuster years ago and asked for a copy of batman forever

The cashier said "you have to bring it back in 2 days"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office

I will find you. You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hatehatedate
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office:

I will find you. You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...

I will find you. You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.....

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Racing_the_Reaper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you

You have my Word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenchDaddy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you...

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathan_nuggets
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainOverKill16
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you!

You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Vetcher_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down...

You have my Word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sommson
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trailgumby
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gupp06
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RitdogM8
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlimReaper1DTM
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down...

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2017
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you...

You have my word.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you!

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtisBrownTheCat
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you.

You have my Word.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frozencody
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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To Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I WILL find you!

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krombopulos137
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you

You have my word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jenu_308
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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"To whoever stole my copy of my Microsoft Office..."

I will find you... you have my word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whats_SarcasmYT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJFates
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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