What do you call a copy cat app of reddit?

Redditto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hara_19
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office!

I dont know who you are, but I WILL get you for this. You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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A copy of A Christmas Carol fell on my toe!

It hurts like the Dickens >_<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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How do you make a copy of the fabled one eyed Greek creature?

A Cyclone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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You stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you.

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfidentDuck1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I asked Rick Astley to let me borrow his copy of the movie UP.

He said he'd never give it to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly....

I've got loads of back issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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To the person that stole my copy of Microsoft Office

I will find you, you have my Word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chojin613
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?

They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenRedittor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call a potato that copies all the other potatoes?

An imitator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpj71
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...

He re-Poe-ed them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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What do you call it when a woman copies another’s boob job?

Identity theft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shigekazo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Where do you keep your copy of the Communist Manifesto?

The Lenin closet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mbhammock
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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My dog fell asleep on my copy of the screenplay for Dodgeball...

It's a true underdog story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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If anybody wants a copy of Osteopath Weekly I have back issues.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naptownfellow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.

She did not hold Up well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortalfloater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.

Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theycallmeslayer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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My wife and I met at the store when we were both buying a copy of the Disney movie β€œup”

It was the perfect meet cute and we kept both copies even after getting married. It was sweet. Not all things are meant to last and when things got a bit rocky we decided to get divorced. I let her keep the apartment and moved my stuff out. Unfortunately, we live in one of those states that mail out ballots. She sent me a text a week after I had left to let me know my ballot had come to the apartment. We had ended things amicably, but neither of us wanted to see each other so soon. Committed to my civic duty, I dropped by after work the next day. When she opened the door she was in tears. She had me come in and I immediately saw it, I had forgotten to take my copy of the movie. Somehow, this felt more final than actually signing the divorce papers. I still cared about her, so I asked if she wanted to talk at all. She shook her head and said through tears, β€œJust take your Up, vote and go.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silent--Soliloquy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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"A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/always-paranoid
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down.

You have my word.

(My dad put wrote this on the fridge, pls don't kill)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waterycereal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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If someone copies the way I make pasta

Did they just copy-pasta?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magnus0167
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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I bought a copy of MS Office, but I dropped it on the road going back to my car...

...well, that's the Word on the street.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Tepsodent. Polgate. Glose-up. Don't trust them. They are all copy-paste.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madjholu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.

To summarize:

He's never gonna give you Up

Never gonna lend you Down

Never gonna run around, and dessert you.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Copy cat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RDako
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What is another word for a copy of a fax?

A fax simile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My friend told me to get 100 copies of a form

I told him I can't A4 it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthsid1603
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down...

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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My girlfriend just found my copy of the Kama Sutra

So now I find myself in a pretty awkward position

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mesajom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What do you call someone who copies and pastes a flu epidemic?

A plaguerizer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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I lost my copy of the first book in Michael Grant's best-selling novel series

It's Gone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmang00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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To the person who stole my copy of mircosoft office

I will find you, you have my word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syter6
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Dear whoever stole my disc copy of Microsoft office

I will find you. You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemApplesAndShit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office.

I will find you, you have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amindspin74
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Failed my audition as Romeo but my copy of the script clearly said

"Enter Juliet From Behind"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnazS
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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A paralyzed man in a wheelchair is handed a CD copy of "Inbetween Days."

So he stands up and just walks away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zigbigidorlu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you...

You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksol88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office:

I will find you. You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you

You have my Word...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenebalism
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office

I will find you. You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hatehatedate
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miss_partyraiser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you...

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathan_nuggets
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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A copy of β€œA Christmas Carol” just fell on my toe.

It hurts like the Dickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobaltD70
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trailgumby
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainOverKill16
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you

You have my Word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenchDaddy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you!

You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Vetcher_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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