What do you call a copy cat app of reddit?
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οΈ Dec 30 2020
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office!
I dont know who you are, but I WILL get you for this. You have my Word.
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οΈ Dec 06 2020
A copy of A Christmas Carol fell on my toe!
It hurts like the Dickens >_<
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οΈ Dec 25 2020
How do you make a copy of the fabled one eyed Greek creature?
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οΈ Dec 29 2020
I asked Rick Astley to let me borrow his copy of the movie UP.
He said he'd never give it to me.
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οΈ Dec 08 2020
Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly....
I've got loads of back issues.
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οΈ Nov 20 2020
Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
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οΈ Nov 08 2020
What do you call a potato that copies all the other potatoes?
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οΈ Nov 14 2020
I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...
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οΈ Oct 01 2020
What do you call it when a woman copies anotherβs boob job?
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οΈ Aug 13 2020
Where do you keep your copy of the Communist Manifesto?
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οΈ Jul 26 2020
My dog fell asleep on my copy of the screenplay for Dodgeball...
It's a true underdog story.
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οΈ Aug 28 2020
If anybody wants a copy of Osteopath Weekly I have back issues.
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οΈ Jun 08 2020
I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.
She did not hold Up well.
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οΈ Jan 14 2020
Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
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οΈ Feb 20 2020
My wife and I met at the store when we were both buying a copy of the Disney movie βupβ
It was the perfect meet cute and we kept both copies even after getting married. It was sweet. Not all things are meant to last and when things got a bit rocky we decided to get divorced. I let her keep the apartment and moved my stuff out. Unfortunately, we live in one of those states that mail out ballots. She sent me a text a week after I had left to let me know my ballot had come to the apartment. We had ended things amicably, but neither of us wanted to see each other so soon. Committed to my civic duty, I dropped by after work the next day. When she opened the door she was in tears. She had me come in and I immediately saw it, I had forgotten to take my copy of the movie. Somehow, this felt more final than actually signing the divorce papers. I still cared about her, so I asked if she wanted to talk at all. She shook her head and said through tears, βJust take your Up, vote and go.β
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οΈ Oct 15 2019
"A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
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οΈ May 13 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down.
You have my word.
(My dad put wrote this on the fridge, pls don't kill)
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οΈ Jan 17 2020
I bought a copy of MS Office, but I dropped it on the road going back to my car...
...well, that's the Word on the street.
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οΈ May 21 2020
Tepsodent. Polgate. Glose-up. Don't trust them. They are all copy-paste.
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οΈ Apr 23 2020
There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.
To summarize:
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
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οΈ Mar 23 2020
Copy cat
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οΈ Jul 02 2019
My friend told me to get 100 copies of a form
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οΈ Feb 23 2020
My girlfriend just found my copy of the Kama Sutra
So now I find myself in a pretty awkward position
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οΈ Jan 03 2020
What do you call someone who copies and pastes a flu epidemic?
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οΈ Mar 15 2020
I lost my copy of the first book in Michael Grant's best-selling novel series
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οΈ Feb 10 2020
Failed my audition as Romeo but my copy of the script clearly said
"Enter Juliet From Behind"
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οΈ May 25 2019
A paralyzed man in a wheelchair is handed a CD copy of "Inbetween Days."
So he stands up and just walks away.
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οΈ Feb 05 2020
You stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you.
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οΈ Oct 23 2020
To the person that stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you, you have my Word
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οΈ Nov 02 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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οΈ Sep 23 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you...
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οΈ Jul 09 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office:
I will find you. You have my Word!
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οΈ Feb 25 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you
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οΈ May 19 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my Word!
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οΈ May 06 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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οΈ Sep 16 2019
To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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οΈ Jan 23 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you...
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οΈ Mar 05 2019
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down...
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οΈ Nov 12 2019
To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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οΈ Sep 23 2017
A copy of βA Christmas Carolβ just fell on my toe.
It hurts like the Dickens.
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οΈ Mar 13 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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οΈ Apr 22 2019
To the person who stole my copy of mircosoft office
I will find you,
you have my word
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οΈ May 19 2019
Dear whoever stole my disc copy of Microsoft office
I will find you. You have my Word.
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οΈ Oct 20 2018
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you
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οΈ Feb 06 2020
To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office.
I will find you, you have my Word.
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οΈ Aug 28 2019
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you!
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οΈ Jul 24 2019
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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οΈ Jun 26 2019
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