My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I have had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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What does Playboy use to print their magazines?

Boner toner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franz-hanz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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Finger prints.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisfortuneGaming
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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He can provide you with fresh prints.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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3D printers can print guns now...

I'm not impressed... I had a Canon printer years ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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True story: I wanted to print a dozen copies of a document, but selected 'Number of Copies: 12' on both MS Word and the printer itself, just to be sure. Turns out, it treated that as 12 times 12 copies.

I soon discovered that I had made a gross error of judgment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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The pun is in the fine print
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iskjempe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I ordered some art prints weeks back and now I keep thinking that one day my prints will come.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shagminer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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"3D printers can print guns now!"

Not impressed I've had a canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Hairy plotter and the half-assed prints
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tobi_1989
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Norway prints barcodes on all of their ships

so when they come back home they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InterwebWeasel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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I told my kids a joke about our bovine print kitchen towel.

They said it was terry bull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierplew
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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The ultimate dadjoke. My toddlers believe that on 3 king’s day (along with bringing gifts) the camels severely screw up our home. I put muddy hoof prints throughout, upend the plants, knock over the tree, tear apart fruit, etc.

This year Was a symphony! We had aunts, and two grandmas join in for a seriously epic camel disaster for the kids to discover tomorrow. Feeling proud of my dad skills.

Photos here:

https://imgur.com/gallery/b8sILu3

Edit: the oldest is 5. We celebrated a day early so their aunt could be here. The real 3 kings day is tomorrow. Don’t tell the wise men!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sloanautomatic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Whenever it rained in Bel-Air, the Fresh Prince would leave fresh prints.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevingharvey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Fresh Prints
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlidBlackgun
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Mentos should print little messages on their mints, like "you're awesome" or "looking great" and call them Complimentos!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yerawizardmaddy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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I prefer to print my manuscript on "letter" paper than on "legal" size

"A4" effort

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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I landed a job at a company that prints oversized novelty dollar bills

I'm making big money there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bdkosher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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An okapi walks into a large print shop.

He's carrying a piece of paper; the only thing on it is a large letter O. Asks the clerk if he can get it printed onto ten pieces of paper, immediately.

The clerk (in this particular shop) has to use a walkie-talkie to communicate with the staff in the back room to see if they can do the job right now.

"An okapi wants O copies. Copy?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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What happens when you try to print a PB&J?

Jam in tray 1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rabidmilkman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2017
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Wanna know why I use a camo print dildo?

So they'll never see me cumming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junppu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2016
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WHAT DO YOU CALL OZZY OSBOURNE'S FINGER PRINTS?

THE PRINTS OF DARKNESS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voncer
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2014
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What do you call it when you see a dog wearing hot pants and various animal prints?

A fashion faux paws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aimsly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2011
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My co-worker wondered out loud why the super nice prison inmates that run our print ship are in jail.

I said, "maybe they killed someone with kindness!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnyLawless
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2015
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Mom: "What should we do with our new acrylic prints?"

Dad: "We should probably buy an acrylic princess so he doesn't get lonely."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeWalkerGuitar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2014
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Wicked dad joke... in print form trifectaeditions.com/?pro…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/enagrom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2013
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My friend just told me that he can print a gun using a 3D printer, but i’m not impressed

I’ve had a Canon printer for years

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobsman12
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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3d printers can print guns now!

Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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3d printers can print guns now

Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.

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