These stock photo pun memes are the worst😀😀
More stock photo puns from this silly site😃😃 Is that the girl from distracted boyfriend?
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Stock photo puns are frighteningly fun
Guys, make your woman feel special. Place a framed photo of her in the kitchen...
....and write "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" on top.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
To understand this pun you need to know that the book in the first photo is called Apolodor
How do cells takes a photo of themselves?
Saw a photo of a shack that had bailing twine holding the walls up
I gotta say, it really tied the room together...
A Rare photo of the MilkyWay from Mars
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
My daughter recently found a photo of her in the hospital when she was a baby
She noticed a blanket and asked if it was womb temperature. I laughed and thought she’d make a great dad one day while my wife tried to not smile
What kinds of photos do turtles take??
There's something fishy about this photo.
If the cameramen who take photos of celebrities are the paparazzi...
then the cameramen who take photos of poor people are the pauperazzi
TIL the first photo was not from 1826, but in fact over 2000 years earlier in ancient egypt:
"The earliest example of a prosthesis ever discovered is not a leg, arm, or even a fake eye, it’s a toe. A big toe, belonging to a noblewoman, was found in Egypt and dated to between 950-710 B.C.E"
...the very, very first faux toe ;)
Non pun related, the egyptians were the first to grind lenses too, not used as glasses but instead inserted into statues for creepy eye effects
My kid sent me this photo of his ongoing travels. I replied, “That’s a butte!”
What kind of photos would chickens trade on tinder?
My publicist spent today taking photos of me deep within a dark cavern.
She assured me the photos would receive high exposure.
You can't take a photo of a man with a wooden leg.
What do you call an ugly photo of Angelina Jolie's ex-husband?
My fucking dad was sending me some credentials, and he attached this photo with it.... Sorry if this doesn't fit here.
How do the French send photos of cats to each other?
A photo of a young Walken, cooler? Some would say he’s cooler now.
I sent him a photo of my puppy and this ensued
My Dad comes into my room looking really worried, I ask him what was wrong and if there was anything I could do to help, He responds by saying "I lost the book which had all the photos and message from my friends"
Knowing a slam book could not be replaced I tried consoling him, but I remembered digitalized it for him a year ago I quickly logged on to the PC to check if I had a backup. He quickly smiled and said it had a Blue cover, after about 10mins of searching I asked him if he remembered what I named the book. He burst out and said Facebook.
Frustrated I left the room to find my entire family sitting in the hall, and my mother goes "He did it to you too, didn't he"
And I'm here perplexed by the lengths a dad would go for his jokes.
My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
What did the first person in a colored photo say?
The fiance and I were looking at frames for our wedding photos.
We couldn't settle between two of them. My wife couldn't take her eyes off the smaller one, but I wanted the larger one.
So, I told her, "Honey, you need to look at the bigger picture."
My brother happened to be in Himalayas and captured the most detailed photo of the Abominable Snowman...
Experts say it is the best yeti!
I wanted to use a photo of the ocean
If Post Malone uploads a photo of himself on social media...
Does he therefore Post Malone?
Did you hear there was a photo store robbed recently? They caught the robber, but he says he was framed.
My neighbor Jamal disappeared and they had no recent photos so they used a photo of his brother Juan.
Fortunately they are identical twins, so if you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.
my 65y/o wife is always taking a photo with her legs shown like a model.
Gravity joke i could not x-post (credit in photo)
Why can't you email a photo to a jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden
Someone else made the gravy mistake of posting that photo
What did Gordon Ramsay say when he found uncompressed photos on his camera?
So I travel around my country at the weekend taking photo graphs last week I was in London it was amazing I could almost say it was a...
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one photo......
...... because if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I can’t seem to open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
Why can’t you email a photo to a jedi
because attachments are forbidden
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