What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?

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👤︎ u/Combicon
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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What did the photocopier philosopher say?

I print, therefor I am.

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👤︎ u/_normski
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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What do you get when you photocopy fruit?

Paper jam

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👤︎ u/Dasvott
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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My dad's best joke

"Ain't those lumpy farts the shits?"

This is my favorite joke my dad told me. He passed away 11 years ago. When we were cleaning out his stuff, I found a blank book where he had written a bunch of dumb one-liners and favorite quotes. I photocopied them, cut them apart, and gave my sisters each an envelope full of dad's wisdom. I wish I could have seen their faces when they pulled this one out!

My sister gave me one of his old cowboy hats this week, so I've been wearing it a lot and thinking of him. Hope y'all got a chuckle out of this one.

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👤︎ u/Juevolitos
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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On Copiers

I work at a school with many buildings. I was in the second floor of a building in the teachers' lounge and two other teachers were talking about how the photocopier in that room sucks. One mentioned that she's only ever going to use the one downstairs. The other teacher said that he refused to use that one. When the first asked him why I couldn't help but say, "Because it's beneath him."

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👤︎ u/Pats420
📅︎ Nov 04 2017
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