Xerox Puns

A list of puns related to "Xerox"

Xerox:

what French geologists study.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 26 2020
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What pet does the CEO of Xerox have?

A copycat.

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👤︎ u/stgm_at
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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After two hours of continuous use, our Xerox machine wanted to go to Starbucks.

It really needed a copy break.

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👤︎ u/andrew_ryans_beard
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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What did the pilot say to the Xerox machine?

"Copy."

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👤︎ u/IanGecko
📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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What did the xerox guy say to Konrad Lorenz?

Wait Sir, I'M PRINTING them

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👤︎ u/zeitbomb
📅︎ Aug 16 2017
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I may get fired or promoted... not sure...

My boss was complaining she really needed a nap. I told her she should just go take one.

Boss "Oh yeah cause taking a nap right now would be so easy."

Me "Its so easy you can do it with your eyes closed..."

Cue her rolling her eyes and shaking her head. My director peaked his head out and nodded approvingly though. Respect.

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👤︎ u/anix421
📅︎ May 09 2017
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Got my wife with this one the other day.

Driving down the road when we passed a Xerox manufacturing plant. Pointed it out, "That's the Xerox plant, it's just like the other one."

Rewarded with a roll of the eyes.

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👤︎ u/ScanBeagle
📅︎ Jul 27 2014
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