A list of puns related to "Reproduce"
Germination
Tyrannosaurus Sex
Nope. They're just flying by the seed of their plants.
The pollen-out method
Noah let out all the animals. Two by two, they disembarked from the ark.
As Noah breathed a sigh of relief, the two snakes that were on the ark came up.
“Noah, Noah!” they cried. “Can you get us some logs?”
Noah, groaning, complied with the request.
Months pass. Noah is making some food in his home when the two snakes he gave logs return with their kids. A lot of them.
They ask, “Can you get us more logs?”
Noah, clearly pissed, says, “Fine. But why the hell do you need logs to reproduce?”
The dad snake replies, “Oh, we’re adders, we need logs to multiply.”
They're not able to reproduce due to a reptile dysfunction.
We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Her: Do you need to go home before the gym or can we go right from work?
Me: No I brought my stuff.
Her: K me too, I think. I forgot socks fuck.
Me: I didn't even know they reproduced.
me: These oranges don't have seeds, wonder how they reproduce.
wife: Well, when one orange likes another orange they go on a date.
me: Wait, what does a palm tree have to do with oranges?
She looked at me blankly for about 5 seconds, then shook her head.
Someone else: "So what are you doing now that you're graduated?" Girl in hot tub: "I work in beer up in Portland." Me: "Do you ever come up for air?"
Nobody got it. I fear my jokes will only be funny once I reproduce.
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