I invented the cure for Covid, it's made of my own breed of coffee.
I call it the Mcafee antivirus
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οΈ Dec 03 2020
I went to a zoo once and all it had were dogs, I saw this breed I didnβt recognize.
Then I realized, it was a shit zoo
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οΈ Sep 26 2020
Why dont eagles and eels breed?
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οΈ Apr 16 2020
Hairdressers are the most corrupt breed...
They're always making shortcuts
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οΈ Aug 03 2020
What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhinoceros?
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οΈ Sep 10 2020
Did you know you can change the breed of your poodle by teaching it to giggle on command?
It will change the breed of your dog into a snicker-doodle.
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οΈ Aug 05 2020
What breed is the dog of a magician?
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οΈ Jul 22 2020
Why donβt owls breed in the rain?
Because itβs too wet to woo.
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οΈ Jun 03 2020
What are scientists favorite dog breed?
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οΈ Apr 20 2020
Apparently, there's a big market for an expensive breed of cow that only eats marijuana plants.
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οΈ May 27 2020
what do you call a dog breed, bred to hear really well?
what do you call a dog breed bred to hear really well?
corn bread
*this was a pun i made a while ago to see how many puns i could fit in a short joke.
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οΈ May 31 2020
My uncle's wife started a pet store that specialized in one breed of dog only...
She closed due to terrier-able sales.
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οΈ May 19 2020
Elaborate, what's your favorite dog breed ?
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οΈ Apr 15 2020
Me and some other guys like to get together at the local supermarket to show off our rare breed black-feathered chickens. New guy today mustn't have understood because...
There was an unexpected white hen in the bragging area
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οΈ May 11 2020
Be careful if you decide to breed rabbits
I've heard that it's a real hare raising experience
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οΈ Dec 18 2019
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog. Buildings canβt jump.
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οΈ Mar 01 2020
Why donβt you breed an eel with an eagle?
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οΈ Apr 04 2019
So apparently there's now a mutated virus specifically targeting people who have worthless, aggressive, mixed breed dogs.
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οΈ Mar 16 2020
TV Narrator* This is a mallard. A mallard is a dabbling duck that breeds throughout the world. This one is in search of a mate. A female will lay 8 to 13 eggs.
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οΈ Mar 28 2020
What is Edgar Allen Poe's favorite breed of dog?
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οΈ Jan 08 2020
What's the saddest breed of dog?
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οΈ Jun 26 2019
What do get when a bulldog and a shitzu Breed?
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οΈ Aug 10 2019
What Breed of Dog is Always Sad?
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οΈ Apr 23 2019
My uncle used to breed and sell parakeets...
they were flying off the shelves but he switched to chickens and they didn't take off. So he tried ducks and then it was all bills, bills, bills.
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οΈ Dec 11 2018
New dog breeds!
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οΈ Dec 23 2018
Whatβs Waluigiβs favorite dog breed
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οΈ Jun 01 2019
Dachshund's are a cowboy's favorite dog breed.
They're always telling everyone to get a long little doggie!
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οΈ Mar 31 2019
What breed of dog does a ghost have?
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οΈ Apr 18 2019
I believe it's wrong for humans to selectively breed dogs until their faces are smashed flat and they can't breathe normally.
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οΈ May 28 2018
Did you know there is a breed of dog that loves science?
You can tell which one it is because they're always wearing a lab coat.
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οΈ Feb 15 2019
In 2017, the top breed of dog on Google was the Golden Retriever.
Second and third place went to the silver and bronze retrievers.
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οΈ Dec 07 2018
What do you call a place that breeds green cows?
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οΈ Dec 16 2018
What do you get when you breed a rhino with an elephant?
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οΈ Jul 23 2018
What do you get if you cross-breed an elephant with a kangaroo?
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οΈ Nov 22 2017
Why canβt you breed an eel with an eagle?
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οΈ Nov 27 2019
Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?
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οΈ Nov 25 2019
Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?
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οΈ Apr 23 2019
I used to breed rabbits but it got out of control.
It was a hare raising experience.
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οΈ Aug 18 2018
I used to breed rabbits
It was a hare raising experience.
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οΈ Aug 25 2018
How do you call a breed between a bulldog and shitzu
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οΈ May 13 2018
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