I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks

I want to be a bouillonaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ndbreakfastfan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable

One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock

Now that’s humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dooniel5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Stock on
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I've got a friend who reckons he can make high cuisine out of stock cubes.

What an Oxo moron

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My friend opened a tea store. He told me that every time he stocks the bottled tea products, they sell out within hours...

Business has been Brisk, baby!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Due to COVID-19, the German government is advising that people stock up on sausages and cheese.

They are preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerFluff27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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The German government is calling for everybody to stock up on sausage and cheese in case of a second lockdown.

It's the Wurst-kΓ€se-scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JFCBrouwer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Germany is now advising its citizens to stock up on cheese and sausages.

The Wurst KΓ€se scenario has arrived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.

I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickShaw530
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Why do they sell red wine reduction in stock pots?

Because doing it yourself is a paste of wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joe4nna
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Why does the Dalai Lama love to play the stock market?

He loves Tibet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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These stock photo pun memes are the worstπŸ˜€πŸ˜€
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hilloviikot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Yesterday, our boss Monty asked us to check the stock of vegetable shortening.

It was the count of Monty’s Crisco.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I just wish, that I had made early investments in hand sanitizer, on the Stock Markets..

.. Somebody, somewhere, is rubbing their hands together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I'm raising money for a new row of shrubs by selling stock...

Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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More stock photo puns from this silly siteπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ Is that the girl from distracted boyfriend?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hilloviikot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Since this is a β€œNana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a β€œba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a β€œbanana” on the counter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaceyGayGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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The stock market is confusing for me but

It makes cents for someone else

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdangwangpang
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Should I stock up on eggs before the next shut down?

I am having an eggs essential crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konebred
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I got really good writing stock characters. My secret?

A typewriter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Coronavirus having a devastating impact on the stock market
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πŸ‘€︎ u/falafel_hotdog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. Now that's humerous.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASMRMajor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Why did Danny DeVito sell all of his stocks?

Turns out he's a short seller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Germany is now requiring people to stock up cheese and sausages due to COVID-19.

This is called the Wurst-KΓ€se Scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.

...that's humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeclipz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I bought some stocks from vegetable companies.

It didn’t turnip well.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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My quarantined stock broker was just arrested!

The SEC got him for insider trading.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Waddya mean "royalty-free" stock photo?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mehssie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.

At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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How do you make a laughing stock?

Just boil a funny bone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2723brad2723
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Today I messed up and bought an entire cupboard of beef stock.

But hey, at least I’m now a boullionnaire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redback3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I just asked my dad to give me a crash course on the stock market

He said, β€œWell it’s crashing on course right now.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KugelBlitzSparks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Even though the protein store was consistently out of stock, one guy still made sales

because where there is a Will, there is a whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikhilbhavsar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Stock image
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πŸ‘€︎ u/limeyptwo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Stock markets plunge over Coronavirus fears, some portfolios hit more than others..

... Mainly Spread markets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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I got a job with Getty Images taking stock photos.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Furters_44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What is the name of the most famous stock index in the world?

Down Jones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dashee87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Hydroponic herb growers are the next big thing in the stock market!

Thyme is money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Scribbler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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The stock market probably do better in the winter...

More people have colds = more people eating soup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dontb3jelous
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?

Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Judge-Bredd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I've started investing in stocks...

Mostly beef, chicken, and vegetable.

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDontCare320
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock

That’s humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PositivityPhD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That’s very humerus.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/htimsmith
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock......that’s humerus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tea_with_Becca
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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