A list of puns related to "Stock market"
Investigator
I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.
He loves Tibet.
.. Somebody, somewhere, is rubbing their hands together.
It makes cents for someone else
At least tomorrow isnβt Friday the thirteen... yikes!
He said, βWell itβs crashing on course right now.β
... Mainly Spread markets.
More people have colds = more people eating soup.
Thyme is money.
I yell out ENNNNRONIIIING!!!!
I have beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be bouillonaire.
An investigator.
(A retouch on an older joke)
The bottom fell out on hospital patient wear.
I am building a small app that does analyses stock market trends and stuff especially around stock earnings. Could someone help me name my app?
He was used to living the good life, and all the perks that go with it. His refined palette missed the fine dining, at five-star restaurants run by top chefs. Now reduced to eating macaroni and cheese with hotdogs, he looked down at his plate and contemplated suicide.
It was a wurst case scenario.
It's better if you're insider.
He shot his broker.
So there's two day traders looking at the commodity stocks for office supplies on their computer. "What's the movement on desks and chairs?" asks the first stockbroker.
"Um, that's moving up," says the second. "We should get into it."
"Okay what about stocks for desktop computers? Are they moving?" says the first.
"Yep, they're dropping," says the second. "We've got to sell that off."
"Okay what about paper? Is that moving?" says the first.
"Paper? No," says the second. "Paper is stationery."
I have beef chicken,and vegetable.one day I hope to be a bouillonaire
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