Capital gainz
..now that's a Rock bought 'em price.
"I'd like to buy a steak in this restaurant"
Beef mutual fun
We have 3 mutual funds in common.
He had a lot at steak.
I wanted to get in on the ground floor.
It was tough to pitch.
They didn't want to be involved in any "whisky business"
Any investors interested in backing Gluten Morgen?
Pretty proud of that one.
Investors couldn't see the business taking off
They drive all their customers away.
Hi, I'm the president of a high school club called future investors and I need a few puns to accompany an advertisement on facebook/instagram.
Here it is: "Invest your time into something meaningful.. like FUTURE INVESTORS! I promise that you won't be a-loan, as you'll form a lot of bonds (and hopefully have a high ROI) by joining! Don't be a laughing stock and come to our first meeting on 9/19"
...but the investors got cold feet
It's going to be called, "Lorde and Taylor Swift". Seeking investors.
He's been having some real trouble finding investors willing to back him in an expansion, even though his current business model is doing really well and Sichuanese food is a real hit in the capital.
Apparently it's a long way to the top if you wanna wok in Seoul.
