Martha had always listened to her parents when they said β€˜stay away from fire’, but today, her interests got the best of her and she intentionally lit herself on fire just to see what it felt like.

Martha was burning with curiosity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/husbus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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So I made this list of people ranked by their interest in paper based drawing boards.

I call it the flip charts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrowningStructure
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10
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What do you call a butcher with a vested interest in his store?

A steak holder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shitty_Orangutan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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In interest of my health, I've stopped putting sauce on my potato dumplings.

I'm eating my gnocchi bare.

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Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...

It’s the start of a slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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A local town (Bulls, New Zealand) has signs with bull puns scattered across the town at points of interest.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerialMasticator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Zero interest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extrahub
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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In the interest of history, I tried to read Adolf Hitler's manifesto.

But it was too Kampflicated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Guy: Hey dude, can I interest you in this pamphlet on dad jokes?

Me: Bro, sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicolasescobedo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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I think they appreciated my vested interest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oknatethegreat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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This sign peaked my interest. imgur.com/xVZBTOY
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Marijuana causes users to become so mellow that they may lose all interest in things that are important. It's a tension deficit disorder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I used to skip the first episode of every series because I have no interest in aerospace engineering
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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The girl at the copy store is mighty hot and is a new romantic interest. I introduced myself but forgot her name.

So I just call her prints-ess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I've got an investment in America that pays 0% interest

It makes no cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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This rooster was chasing a hen, clearly meaning business. But as it passed the kitchen grandma was throwing out some breadcrumbs and so it suddenly lost interest and started pecking away.

Upon which grandpa said, "Son, pray for me, that I never get that hungry!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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None of the planets in our solar system have shown interest in a relationship with Pluto

He's just too cold and distant.

Bonus punchline.. They just want a platonic friendship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxRings
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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My friends don’t like my interest in Japanese cartoons. I guess I’ll have to keep my friends close

And my animes closer..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ingrahamlincoln
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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It’s kind of boring when banks don’t charge interest.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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A good conversation is like a skirt. Short enough to keep your interest, but long enough to cover the subject.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AeroStormore
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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If you have no interest in banking

You are not a loan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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I tried listening to trap music, but it didn't capture my interest.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sentientdoors
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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What did the mother tree saw to her son with a lack of interests?

You need to branch out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnyg13nb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2016
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My dad handed me and my love interest a bottle of vodka and said we needed to liquor up, I replied....

"Liquor? I'm just trying to date her!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
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My interests in life are simple.

I wish the same was true for my Credit cards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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Romantic interest at work left these for me to find aftee my shift...I think she's a keeper

https://imgur.com/a/JBPDX

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cquehe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2016
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I was studying a model of the atom, but I quickly lost interest

It was to Bohring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/widesupermonkey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tutandgroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2016
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I hope this attracts your interest. imgur.com/rWuGX2d
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasamson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2015
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I take a vested interest in my friends love life

http://imgur.com/ymB2qOL

Used an image cause it has an image in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifelesslies
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2015
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Conflict of Interest: Romance vs. A Perfectly Executed Dad Joke

So I'm texting a guy I like. There was a miscommunication in text and he thought I called him shampoo. We were teasing each other about it for a minute when he said, "I am insulted."

To which I replied, "No. You are shampoo."

Think he'll still date me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctrembs03
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2014
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My friend has a problem with his tv's speaker system, and he just couldn't understand my interest in the problem.

Me: What's the problem with it?

Friend: It echoes!

Me: It echoes!

Friend: Yeah, it just doesn't stop echoing.

Me: Echoing.

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Guy running freshman interests groups (FIGs) at my uni is obviously a dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catshit69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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My dad has is baby granddaughter's best interest at heart, yet he's still logical.

While putting footie pajamas on my baby niece we realized she was too tall for them. My dad says, "Cut off her feet and they'll fit. She's young, she'll adapt."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lrnrae
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2013
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