Martha had always listened to her parents when they said ‘stay away from fire’, but today, her interests got the best of her and she intentionally lit herself on fire just to see what it felt like.
Martha was burning with curiosity
So I made this list of people ranked by their interest in paper based drawing boards.
I call it the flip charts.
What do you call a butcher with a vested interest in his store?
In interest of my health, I've stopped putting sauce on my potato dumplings.
I'm eating my gnocchi bare.
Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...
It’s the start of a slippery slope
A local town (Bulls, New Zealand) has signs with bull puns scattered across the town at points of interest.
In the interest of history, I tried to read Adolf Hitler's manifesto.
But it was too Kampflicated.
Guy: Hey dude, can I interest you in this pamphlet on dad jokes?
I think they appreciated my vested interest
Marijuana causes users to become so mellow that they may lose all interest in things that are important. It's a tension deficit disorder.
I used to skip the first episode of every series because I have no interest in aerospace engineering
The girl at the copy store is mighty hot and is a new romantic interest. I introduced myself but forgot her name.
So I just call her prints-ess
I've got an investment in America that pays 0% interest
This rooster was chasing a hen, clearly meaning business. But as it passed the kitchen grandma was throwing out some breadcrumbs and so it suddenly lost interest and started pecking away.
Upon which grandpa said, "Son, pray for me, that I never get that hungry!"
None of the planets in our solar system have shown interest in a relationship with Pluto
He's just too cold and distant.
Bonus punchline.. They just want a platonic friendship
My friends don’t like my interest in Japanese cartoons. I guess I’ll have to keep my friends close
It’s kind of boring when banks don’t charge interest.
A good conversation is like a skirt. Short enough to keep your interest, but long enough to cover the subject.
If you have no interest in banking
I tried listening to trap music, but it didn't capture my interest.
What did the mother tree saw to her son with a lack of interests?
My dad handed me and my love interest a bottle of vodka and said we needed to liquor up, I replied....
"Liquor? I'm just trying to date her!"
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
My interests in life are simple.
I wish the same was true for my Credit cards.
Romantic interest at work left these for me to find aftee my shift...I think she's a keeper
I was studying a model of the atom, but I quickly lost interest
I take a vested interest in my friends love life
Used an image cause it has an image in it.
Conflict of Interest: Romance vs. A Perfectly Executed Dad Joke
So I'm texting a guy I like. There was a miscommunication in text and he thought I called him shampoo. We were teasing each other about it for a minute when he said, "I am insulted."
To which I replied, "No. You are shampoo."
Think he'll still date me?
My friend has a problem with his tv's speaker system, and he just couldn't understand my interest in the problem.
Me: What's the problem with it?
Friend: It echoes!
Me: It echoes!
Friend: Yeah, it just doesn't stop echoing.
Guy running freshman interests groups (FIGs) at my uni is obviously a dad
My dad has is baby granddaughter's best interest at heart, yet he's still logical.
While putting footie pajamas on my baby niece we realized she was too tall for them.
My dad says, "Cut off her feet and they'll fit. She's young, she'll adapt."