May I interest you in a piping hot bowl of Soupdogg?
It might interest you to know that French Fries have never even been made in France.
They've only ever been made in Greece.
My son has recently taken up an interest in music. We're constantly going back and forth trying to stump the other with trivia. He thought he had me when he chorused, "Hey, dad, what genre are national anthems?!" I laughed, "That's easy!"
You are a graduate of accounting and can't even tell when your SO is losing interest... smh
if someone drinks the same tea every day with no interest in trying any new blends
I invested in a bank that gave 0% interest.
Human interest for 2021 Lent
A particular family in LA has been abstaining from using one letter of the alphabet for Lent each year, since 2001. It started as a joke, giving up "A" in 2001 and "B" in 2002, but developed into a strong family tradition.
This year, one of the members has a tough choice to make. Unlike the rest of the Astleys, Rick made a solemn vow...
The wife looked concerned when my son showed an interest in electricals at the age of 5.
He asked about the neutral wire.
I said "don't worry, its just a phase."
Teacher: "You know, you really should have done your homework. It was in your best interest."
Kid: "Yeah, my dog ate it. How'd you know dogs were my best interest?"
A bank was offering loan without interest.
I flat out refused. Why would I take money from someone who has no interest?
How do you know if your love interest is into you?
Invite them to the gym. If they show up...
♦
...then you know you're working out.
So I used to have an interest in coloring fabrics, but I decided to make puns instead.
Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.
Martha had always listened to her parents when they said ‘stay away from fire’, but today, her interests got the best of her and she intentionally lit herself on fire just to see what it felt like.
Martha was burning with curiosity
My son had a rough time at little league practice - after striking out three times, he lost interest and wouldn’t stop smelling the dandelions in the outfield, getting one stuck in his nose.
Do you feel like a thing that is borrowed, especially a sum of money that is expected to be paid back with interest?
So I made this list of people ranked by their interest in paper based drawing boards.
I call it the flip charts.
What do you call a butcher with a vested interest in his store?
Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...
It’s the start of a slippery slope
In interest of my health, I've stopped putting sauce on my potato dumplings.
I'm eating my gnocchi bare.
A local town (Bulls, New Zealand) has signs with bull puns scattered across the town at points of interest.
In the interest of history, I tried to read Adolf Hitler's manifesto.
But it was too Kampflicated.
I think they appreciated my vested interest
Guy: Hey dude, can I interest you in this pamphlet on dad jokes?
I used to skip the first episode of every series because I have no interest in aerospace engineering
Marijuana causes users to become so mellow that they may lose all interest in things that are important. It's a tension deficit disorder.
The girl at the copy store is mighty hot and is a new romantic interest. I introduced myself but forgot her name.
So I just call her prints-ess
I've got an investment in America that pays 0% interest
My friends don’t like my interest in Japanese cartoons. I guess I’ll have to keep my friends close
This rooster was chasing a hen, clearly meaning business. But as it passed the kitchen grandma was throwing out some breadcrumbs and so it suddenly lost interest and started pecking away.
Upon which grandpa said, "Son, pray for me, that I never get that hungry!"
A good conversation is like a skirt. Short enough to keep your interest, but long enough to cover the subject.
None of the planets in our solar system have shown interest in a relationship with Pluto
He's just too cold and distant.
Bonus punchline.. They just want a platonic friendship
It’s kind of boring when banks don’t charge interest.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I tried listening to trap music, but it didn't capture my interest.
What did the mother tree saw to her son with a lack of interests?
My dad handed me and my love interest a bottle of vodka and said we needed to liquor up, I replied....
"Liquor? I'm just trying to date her!"
Romantic interest at work left these for me to find aftee my shift...I think she's a keeper
https://imgur.com/a/JBPDX
My interests in life are simple.
I wish the same was true for my Credit cards.
I was studying a model of the atom, but I quickly lost interest
I take a vested interest in my friends love life
http://imgur.com/ymB2qOL
Used an image cause it has an image in it.
Conflict of Interest: Romance vs. A Perfectly Executed Dad Joke
So I'm texting a guy I like. There was a miscommunication in text and he thought I called him shampoo. We were teasing each other about it for a minute when he said, "I am insulted."
To which I replied, "No. You are shampoo."
Think he'll still date me?
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