The wife looked concerned when my son showed an interest in electricals at the age of 5.
He asked about the neutral wire.
I said "don't worry, its just a phase."
A bank was offering loan without interest.
I flat out refused. Why would I take money from someone who has no interest?
How do you know if your love interest is into you?
Invite them to the gym. If they show up...
...then you know you're working out.
So I used to have an interest in coloring fabrics, but I decided to make puns instead.
Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.
Martha had always listened to her parents when they said ‘stay away from fire’, but today, her interests got the best of her and she intentionally lit herself on fire just to see what it felt like.
Martha was burning with curiosity
Do you feel like a thing that is borrowed, especially a sum of money that is expected to be paid back with interest?
My son had a rough time at little league practice - after striking out three times, he lost interest and wouldn’t stop smelling the dandelions in the outfield, getting one stuck in his nose.
So I made this list of people ranked by their interest in paper based drawing boards.
I call it the flip charts.
What do you call a butcher with a vested interest in his store?
Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...
It’s the start of a slippery slope
In interest of my health, I've stopped putting sauce on my potato dumplings.
I'm eating my gnocchi bare.
A local town (Bulls, New Zealand) has signs with bull puns scattered across the town at points of interest.
In the interest of history, I tried to read Adolf Hitler's manifesto.
But it was too Kampflicated.
I think they appreciated my vested interest
Guy: Hey dude, can I interest you in this pamphlet on dad jokes?
I used to skip the first episode of every series because I have no interest in aerospace engineering
Marijuana causes users to become so mellow that they may lose all interest in things that are important. It's a tension deficit disorder.
The girl at the copy store is mighty hot and is a new romantic interest. I introduced myself but forgot her name.
So I just call her prints-ess
I've got an investment in America that pays 0% interest
This rooster was chasing a hen, clearly meaning business. But as it passed the kitchen grandma was throwing out some breadcrumbs and so it suddenly lost interest and started pecking away.
Upon which grandpa said, "Son, pray for me, that I never get that hungry!"
None of the planets in our solar system have shown interest in a relationship with Pluto
He's just too cold and distant.
Bonus punchline.. They just want a platonic friendship
My friends don’t like my interest in Japanese cartoons. I guess I’ll have to keep my friends close
A good conversation is like a skirt. Short enough to keep your interest, but long enough to cover the subject.
If you have no interest in banking
It’s kind of boring when banks don’t charge interest.
I tried listening to trap music, but it didn't capture my interest.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
What did the mother tree saw to her son with a lack of interests?
My dad handed me and my love interest a bottle of vodka and said we needed to liquor up, I replied....
"Liquor? I'm just trying to date her!"
Romantic interest at work left these for me to find aftee my shift...I think she's a keeper
My interests in life are simple.
I wish the same was true for my Credit cards.
I was studying a model of the atom, but I quickly lost interest
I take a vested interest in my friends love life
Used an image cause it has an image in it.
Conflict of Interest: Romance vs. A Perfectly Executed Dad Joke
So I'm texting a guy I like. There was a miscommunication in text and he thought I called him shampoo. We were teasing each other about it for a minute when he said, "I am insulted."
To which I replied, "No. You are shampoo."
Think he'll still date me?
My friend has a problem with his tv's speaker system, and he just couldn't understand my interest in the problem.
Me: What's the problem with it?
Friend: It echoes!
Me: It echoes!
Friend: Yeah, it just doesn't stop echoing.
Guy running freshman interests groups (FIGs) at my uni is obviously a dad
My dad has is baby granddaughter's best interest at heart, yet he's still logical.
While putting footie pajamas on my baby niece we realized she was too tall for them.
My dad says, "Cut off her feet and they'll fit. She's young, she'll adapt."