It might interest you to know that French Fries have never even been made in France.
They've only ever been made in Greece.
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︎ May 13 2021
My son has recently taken up an interest in music. We're constantly going back and forth trying to stump the other with trivia. He thought he had me when he chorused, "Hey, dad, what genre are national anthems?!" I laughed, "That's easy!"
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︎ Mar 28 2021
You are a graduate of accounting and can't even tell when your SO is losing interest... smh
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︎ Mar 24 2021
if someone drinks the same tea every day with no interest in trying any new blends
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︎ Mar 21 2021
I invested in a bank that gave 0% interest.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Human interest for 2021 Lent
A particular family in LA has been abstaining from using one letter of the alphabet for Lent each year, since 2001. It started as a joke, giving up "A" in 2001 and "B" in 2002, but developed into a strong family tradition.
This year, one of the members has a tough choice to make. Unlike the rest of the Astleys, Rick made a solemn vow...
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︎ Feb 17 2021
The wife looked concerned when my son showed an interest in electricals at the age of 5.
He asked about the neutral wire.
I said "don't worry, its just a phase."
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Teacher: "You know, you really should have done your homework. It was in your best interest."
Kid: "Yeah, my dog ate it. How'd you know dogs were my best interest?"
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︎ Jan 16 2021
A bank was offering loan without interest.
I flat out refused. Why would I take money from someone who has no interest?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
How do you know if your love interest is into you?
Invite them to the gym. If they show up...
β¦
...then you know you're working out.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
So I used to have an interest in coloring fabrics, but I decided to make puns instead.
Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Martha had always listened to her parents when they said βstay away from fireβ, but today, her interests got the best of her and she intentionally lit herself on fire just to see what it felt like.
Martha was burning with curiosity
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︎ Jul 15 2020
My son had a rough time at little league practice - after striking out three times, he lost interest and wouldnβt stop smelling the dandelions in the outfield, getting one stuck in his nose.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Do you feel like a thing that is borrowed, especially a sum of money that is expected to be paid back with interest?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
So I made this list of people ranked by their interest in paper based drawing boards.
I call it the flip charts.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
What do you call a butcher with a vested interest in his store?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...
Itβs the start of a slippery slope
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Zero interest
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︎ Oct 24 2019
In interest of my health, I've stopped putting sauce on my potato dumplings.
I'm eating my gnocchi bare.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
A local town (Bulls, New Zealand) has signs with bull puns scattered across the town at points of interest.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
In the interest of history, I tried to read Adolf Hitler's manifesto.
But it was too Kampflicated.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
I think they appreciated my vested interest
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︎ Mar 12 2019
Guy: Hey dude, can I interest you in this pamphlet on dad jokes?
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︎ Jun 21 2019
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︎ Jun 06 2019
I used to skip the first episode of every series because I have no interest in aerospace engineering
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Marijuana causes users to become so mellow that they may lose all interest in things that are important. It's a tension deficit disorder.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
The girl at the copy store is mighty hot and is a new romantic interest. I introduced myself but forgot her name.
So I just call her prints-ess
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︎ Sep 08 2019
I've got an investment in America that pays 0% interest
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︎ Jul 16 2019
This rooster was chasing a hen, clearly meaning business. But as it passed the kitchen grandma was throwing out some breadcrumbs and so it suddenly lost interest and started pecking away.
Upon which grandpa said, "Son, pray for me, that I never get that hungry!"
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︎ Jun 16 2019
My friends donβt like my interest in Japanese cartoons. I guess Iβll have to keep my friends close
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︎ Jun 28 2018
None of the planets in our solar system have shown interest in a relationship with Pluto
He's just too cold and distant.
Bonus punchline.. They just want a platonic friendship
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︎ May 30 2019
A good conversation is like a skirt. Short enough to keep your interest, but long enough to cover the subject.
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︎ Jul 15 2018
Itβs kind of boring when banks donβt charge interest.
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︎ Jan 10 2019
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
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︎ Oct 02 2014
I tried listening to trap music, but it didn't capture my interest.
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︎ Sep 02 2017
What did the mother tree saw to her son with a lack of interests?
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︎ Oct 17 2016
My dad handed me and my love interest a bottle of vodka and said we needed to liquor up, I replied....
"Liquor? I'm just trying to date her!"
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︎ Jul 10 2017
Romantic interest at work left these for me to find aftee my shift...I think she's a keeper
https://imgur.com/a/JBPDX
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︎ Jul 20 2016
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︎ Apr 04 2016
My interests in life are simple.
I wish the same was true for my Credit cards.
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︎ Jan 01 2018
I was studying a model of the atom, but I quickly lost interest
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︎ Oct 04 2017
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︎ Feb 15 2015
I take a vested interest in my friends love life
http://imgur.com/ymB2qOL
Used an image cause it has an image in it.
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︎ Apr 26 2015
Conflict of Interest: Romance vs. A Perfectly Executed Dad Joke
So I'm texting a guy I like. There was a miscommunication in text and he thought I called him shampoo. We were teasing each other about it for a minute when he said, "I am insulted."
To which I replied, "No. You are shampoo."
Think he'll still date me?
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︎ Sep 15 2014
My friend has a problem with his tv's speaker system, and he just couldn't understand my interest in the problem.
Me: What's the problem with it?
Friend: It echoes!
Me: It echoes!
Friend: Yeah, it just doesn't stop echoing.
Me: Echoing.
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︎ Dec 28 2013
If you have no interest in banking
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︎ Jul 02 2016
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