.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "
It's syncing right now.
"These are the curds and this is the Whey."
Because they have immunity.
He said the police were expecting a crime wave
But eventually I came around.
A walkie-talkie
I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it.
Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle.
When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed.
Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.
I just never saw what the big dill was.
So the man goes over and says “I’ve been watching you catch so many fish today, but I’m getting nothing. What’s your secret?”
The other man says “Mffffmmm mmmm mfffmmmm mmmmm”
The first man says “What?”
The other man spits something into his hand and says “I said, you gotta keep your worms warm!”
Looks like I have an alcohol problem.
All I could was stair.
I was pretty sure that he Cayman left
Bc no one ever Chevy’d a river
Kurt.
I guess I am Eh-sexual.
The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:
"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"
The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".
But I bottled it.
She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
"One Two Three" did cos "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.
Tomorrow, I’m going to wear it and stand on the corner at an intersection where panhandlers usually are. My plan is to hand out lemons to stopped drivers. When life gives you lemons ...
It took him three days to make it to the closest town. To his dismay, nobody in that town had a horse for sale. So he started walking to the next town. After three days the man, exhausted, started asking around and looking for a horse for sale.Again, nobody could help him.He did,however,stumbled upon a place that sold horses but the man in charge was fresh out.
"Sold my last one just yesterday,"he said."I do, however, have a brother that sells horses. He's about a day's walk west.He owns a corral. He might have a horse to sell you."
So, once again, he sets foot West to the next town and finds the mans brother.
"I heard you might have a horse for sale, he asks."
"Well, I have one, but he don't look so good."he replies.
"I don't care. I've been walking for darn near a week and I'm tired and exhausted. I'll take him."
So after the man pays for the horse, he hops on him takes off and the horse hits a tree and stops.
"Hey,"the man says." I think you sold me a blind horse.Fact is, I'm sure of it!"
"Sir, I told you he don't look so good."the man fires back.
CHINA FLUUU
Os-Moses.
He must have been interstellar
I stopped and asked him what the matter was, he told me his dog had died. I gave my sympathies and offered to get him another one, he just looks at me and says "sure what would I do with two dead dogs".
Howdy Neigh - Brr
Moataboat
It would be a travesty.
"I'm measuring your patience!"
butter flies!!
It was a leak of faith.
I thought to myself, "Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!"
What is a sharks favorite illegal substance?
>!Reefer!<
It's being called the great Merlot furlough.
One says, “We’re saved! We can ask him for directions!” His friend, however, had a somber expression on his face.
“Doesn’t something seem off to you about this man?” he replies, gesturing to the figure lying prostrate on the road before them.
“What do you mean?” said the first, confusion splayed across his features.
“I mean we can’t trust a thing he says. He’s a pathological lier.”Experts say its the lack of fans.
Looks like I have an alcohol problem.
