Sometimes eye roll with it.
A punisher
But thi silvery from one post to the next.
Back in the day, my dad would lay this one on me often.
After we did something together, "I don't care what your mother says, you're a great son" but the last part would change depending on what we were doing at the time.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
It was shelf defense.
They both have a great time.
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."
...and now my voice is strained.
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
He orders a drink, and asks for the check.
Duck billed platypus.
Edit: Thanks guys.
"Bargain" the man says.
"Thanks" the woman replies. "That means a great deal."
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
"Is this stool taken?"
I told her she would roux the day.
"Do you sell flip flips?"
"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.
"It's.. erm .. well ... I have five penises." replies the man.
"Ah ok. How do your trousers fit?" asks the doc.
"Like a glove."
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
The bartender yelled “AU, get outta here”
Robin get in the car.
would I be mist?
She will be mist.
With a cat, you have a glimpse into marriage.
Because he didn't see that well.
The bartender says we don't serve food here
I had to tell her I'd never met herbivore.
If they launched a lot of cattle into orbit.
It would be the herd shot ’round the world.
Too many lochs
Remove the “s”.
That's just how I roll.
That's where I draw the line.
Do you think it's stumped?
The rabbit says “I think there is a typo”
The bartender says, “I’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”
The photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.
I thought "That's a turtle disaster".
I got a little behind in my work
It will be the herd shot 'round the world.
Get out of here! Shouts the bartender. We don't serve your type here.
I told him to stop trash passing.
I said, “Mark, my words!”
....by simply forgetting your wife's birthday.
Slim to Nun?
(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)
Is this stool taken?
"Is this stool taken?"
