20 Hilarious Names Into Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Request: going into business as a wedding celebrant, looking for business name suggestions that are punny and memorable

Any ideas?

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📅︎ May 07 2021

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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👤︎ u/ebkbk

📅︎ Nov 24 2018

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Name the smaller rivers that run into the Nile /r/Jokes/comments/hvbstw/…

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👤︎ u/Serious_Up

📅︎ Jul 21 2020

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A spy walks into a science lab. When asked who he is, he says “The name’s bond...

“Hydrogen Bond.”

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👤︎ u/_-SLAYER

📅︎ Jun 09 2020

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Names carved into wood aren't sweet.....

They're sappy.

-credit to u/poopondogs

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👤︎ u/CJPsalm139

📅︎ Dec 01 2019

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. /r/Weekness/comments/erz6…

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👤︎ u/jpurvisturton

📅︎ Jan 21 2020

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What's the name of a nurse who inserts plastic tubes into people?

Catherine.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2

📅︎ May 14 2019

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A new student transferred into my class today. He didn't speak English and the note he gave me said his name was Jkmn.

Since we didn't know how to pronounce his name, we just called him Noel.

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👤︎ u/197708156EQUJ5

📅︎ May 14 2018

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I wrote the names of everyone I’ve unfriended onto a piece of paper; but my roommate took it and rolled it into a joint. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…

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👤︎ u/RedEyedGrassMan

📅︎ Jan 21 2019

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What's the name of Cardi B's sister whos into fitness?

Cardi O

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👤︎ u/Mrviperrr

📅︎ Nov 01 2018

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This old guy comes into my job all the time with dad jokes & i have to pretend they are funny. "Can you name 3 cars that start with P?"

"So there is pontiac. Porsche. Packard.. You know what a Packard is, dont ya? Or is that a little before your time? How old are you? So you know what it is then, right?" So he sets up the joke incorrectly by not giving me a chance to name any. But to him, this joke is SO funny, there is no way to make it unfunny. ".. well none of them because they all start with gas." Then he turns and acts like he is about to walk out of the store, like he dropped the proverbial mic. So I feign a half smile & say "yep. Gas. Thats a good one."

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👤︎ u/dazegoby

📅︎ Dec 06 2014

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Pops into my head whenever I see this country's name krrobar.com/comic/renamed…

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👤︎ u/mikebookseller

📅︎ May 10 2017

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What's the name of the college fraternity really into rowing?

ρ ρ ρ

(rho rho rho)

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👤︎ u/dghughes

📅︎ Mar 17 2016

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So three guys walked into a bar. Their names were Past, Present, and Future...

It was pretty tense

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👤︎ u/Flemz

📅︎ Oct 04 2013

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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👤︎ u/ruchi565

📅︎ Oct 07 2019

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Today my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” And I burst into tears. 15 years and he still doesn’t know my names Brian.

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👤︎ u/KoronaSenpai

📅︎ Apr 08 2020

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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👤︎ u/JackTMJones

📅︎ Oct 30 2019

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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👤︎ u/ruchi565

📅︎ Oct 24 2019

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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👤︎ u/ruchi565

📅︎ Oct 24 2019

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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👤︎ u/digitalsadia

📅︎ Jun 20 2019

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