I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
I used to be a man stuck inside a womans body....
What did one RNA say to another RNA after they came inside from the cold?
It's hot in here. Why do you still have your codon?
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
I have this incredible talent where I can identify what's inside a wrapped present.
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
I've just dissected an ox eye to see what's inside it.
It was an eye opening experience.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
What do you call a porta-potty that’s bigger on the inside?
nah, dont bother. you wont get it, it's an inside joke.
Why aren't inside jokes funny? [OC]
Because they can't think outside the box.
I found my dog had a stash of stolen goods inside his kennel.
I think he might be a Labrador Receiver.
Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?
A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
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I let my cat outside today but when I started listening to Daft Punk she rushed back inside
I guess she is more of a house cat
Im dead inside
I'm literally a skeleton moving with clothes
Why did the plum feel so sad inside?
A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...
She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”
I heard it was warm and cozy inside.
A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.
Earlier, I was driving behind an ambulance when a cooler fell off the back. I stopped and opened it up to find a foot inside..
So I decided to call a toe-truck.
I bought my Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday..
.. just so glad She's now finally Independent.
I was helping my wife carry the grocery bags inside the house. All of the sudden she gets mad at me and says to carry more stuff.
I mean I would carry more but my hands were tide.
What was the hippy doing inside Medusa’s lair?
My wife, who's eight months pregnant, asked me if I worry that it's been too hot recently for our baby inside her. I reassured her...
“Nah, it’s probably womb temperature!"
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
Why aren't you great when sitting inside?
Because you aren't outstanding
I hate living inside a small fungus...
What do you call it when you sneeze inside your face mask?
How do you clean the inside of a Uterus?
We may not be able to seat you inside just now but we can supply some terrible puns.
What are male twins inside a pregnant woman called?
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside the house today and gave her one last chance...
Unfortunately, she blew it...
What’s Irish, stays out all summer and goes inside in winter?
A toilet, a urinal and a very drunk sink are all at the front of a club, fighting and arguing with the bouncer to allow them and their extremely intoxicated friend inside.
Repeatedly shouting “Let that sink in!”
“Poor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
They’ve locked down Liverpool John Lennon Airport and all the passengers are trapped inside
Imagine, all the people...
My friend believes that a horse is living inside of him.
He's been hospitalized, his condition is listed as stable.
I used to feel like a man trapped inside a woman's body
Don’t speak to me when we’re inside the sauna.
In this pundemic, we all need to do our part by making all our jokes inside jokes.
If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what is inside a wrapped present.
I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A therapist was with a client when another client burst in and said, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep having a nightmare that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards."
The therapist looked at him calmly and said, "I'm with another client. I'll deal with you later."
What would a Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT : Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold
What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
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