From my 10-year-old: "Daddy, what has it's bottom at the top?"
"I don't know, bud, what?"
"Your legs."
Well done, kid.
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
Somebody wrote a quote at the bottom of the pool.
I was pulling my trailer over a steep hill and just as I started going downhill the trailer passed me and crashed at the bottom of the hill.
I guess it went down without a hitch
What do you call a boat at the bottom of the ocean that shivers?
I recently met with my therapist at the bottom of the ocean.
This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...
With friends like that, who needs anemones?
How did that guy end up at the bottom of the well in prison?
What did the staircase tell the man at the bottom?
I am many steps ahead of you.
The lettuce at the bottom of our pan was frozen solid.
Coworker 1: Aw shucks looks like we got the wrong lettuce.
Coworker 2: What do you mean? It's the same lettuce we usually get.
Coworker 1: Nuh uh, this is clearly iceberg lettuce.
Badum tss
This statement at the bottom of your Just-Eat receipt.
My computer science book has one at the bottom of every page
I saw people putting notes at the bottom of a telephone pole. I asked them what they were doing and one person said:
"We are putting comments under this post"
Spent all day rinsing several palates of damaged Coca-Cola cans at the food bank today. The stuff at the bottom was ... gross. At home mom asked what we did.
We sorted sorta sordid sodas.
They always say start at the bottom if you want to learn something.
Not the best way to learn to swim?
What do you call a doctor that graduates at the bottom of his class?
What do you call 3 cats at the bottom of a swimming pool?
trois cat sank
edit: trois quatre cinq
edit: the cats are french
Have you ever read the text at the bottom of a map?
It's the stuff of legends
What does seaweed say when it's stuck at the bottom of the sea?
I was building a tower out of blocks and decided to use a box fan at the bottom
Following a bad breakup a bartender advised me that happiness lies at the bottom of a tequila bottle
I took it with a grain of salt
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck
(for da best effect read in a nice piratey voice me lads)
What do you call a thousand outstanding lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
The Great Barrister Reef.
Did you hear about the fish dancing at the bottom of the lake?
Yeah, the were dancing a "crappie jig"
What do you call a med student that graduated at the bottom on their class?
What has a bottom at the top?
What has a bottom at its top?
Whats at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches ?
What do you call a twitching boat at the bottom of the ocean?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
What's at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
What has a bottom at the top?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
What lays at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
