What shivers at the bottom of the ocean?
From my 10-year-old: "Daddy, what has it's bottom at the top?"
"I don't know, bud, what?"
"Your legs."
Well done, kid.
I bought a roll on deodorant, the instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I walk kinda funny now but my farts smell great!
Q from our Fishkeeping Group: What does it mean if my fish stays at the bottom of the tank?
A: Maybe it's feeling a bit low...
(Got me a screenshot of my epic slayage to prove it too! https://i.imgur.com/FPCvglr.png )
Last night I dreamt I was in a swordfight with a knight, and he cut off the bottom part of my legs.
If your in the bottom bunk of a bunk bed and someone's asleep in the top bunk,
Does that mean you're under a rest?
I hurt my bottom after shaking it in the office
It was a twerk place injury
Somebody wrote a quote at the bottom of the pool.
A man goes to the doctor, and says "doctor, I havent been peeing correctly and its painful". The doctor replies "I will have to perform a prostate exam." As the doctor examines the man, he pulls out an $100 bill out of his bottom. This continues, he keeps pulling out money from this man's bottom.
After about half an hour the doctor says..."You won't believe this, but i just pulled $1999 out of your bottom"
The man turns around and says "Yeah, I wasn't feeling 2 grand"
Apple bottom jeans boots with the purr
How does Harry Potter like to get to the bottom of a hill? Walking
I was pulling my trailer over a steep hill and just as I started going downhill the trailer passed me and crashed at the bottom of the hill.
I guess it went down without a hitch
This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"
Edit: get consent people
"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"
Icarus had a lesser known brother. He wanted to swim to the bottom of the ocean.
Instead of wax, he used paraffin.
I recently met with my therapist at the bottom of the ocean.
I just saw a ship builder hit a guy with a structure that runs along the center of a ship's bottom...
He keeled the other fellow just like that!
I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...
With friends like that, who needs anemones?
How did that guy end up at the bottom of the well in prison?
In a new movie 007 must save us from a mad man intent on setting off an atomic bomb on the bottom of the Ocean
What did the staircase tell the man at the bottom?
I am many steps ahead of you.
This statement at the bottom of your Just-Eat receipt.
The lettuce at the bottom of our pan was frozen solid.
Coworker 1: Aw shucks looks like we got the wrong lettuce.
Coworker 2: What do you mean? It's the same lettuce we usually get.
Coworker 1: Nuh uh, this is clearly iceberg lettuce.
Badum tss
My computer science book has one at the bottom of every page
My friend lost the the bottom of his shoe
I saw people putting notes at the bottom of a telephone pole. I asked them what they were doing and one person said:
"We are putting comments under this post"
Do you know why some people bang on the side of the ketchup bottle while others bang on the bottom of the ketchup bottle?
Me: No. Why?
Him: To get the ketchup out.
Told to me by my grandfather-in-law as I was banging on the side of the ketchup bottle.
What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?
What has a bottom on the top ?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
I hurt my bottom after shaking it in the office
It was a twerk place injury.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
What has a bottom at the top?
What do you call a boat at the bottom of the ocean that shivers?
Whats at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches ?
I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"
It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.
What do you call a twitching boat at the bottom of the ocean?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said to remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
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