i asked a girl wearing fur boots and Apple Bottom jeans for water

needless to say, shawty got l'eau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gowthamcity
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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How to determine an ants sex

All you need in a glass of water. If the ant sinks to the bottom it’s a girl ant. If it floats it’s a buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jetkism
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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Dadjoked my broke-ass friend pretty good today

A friend and I were lamenting how we're both broke at the end of this month. She, a girl with many allergies, ran out of Kleenex (tissue paper) and began using her last toilet paper roll to blow her nose.

"Now, the game begins," she said.

I replied, "Is it perhaps... a race to the bottom?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bachrock37
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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