prostitution is a thot crime.

inviting several prostitutes to the same party is gathering your thots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sikkerhet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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New York Post: "How Patriots owner Robert Craft could get off in prostitution case"

Didn't he already?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rookie_Z
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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I watched a documentary on prostitution today...

and it was whorrible
it really blew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PyrosEnjoyPieHW2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2016
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Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How do you know which one’s a prostitute?

The one with the stickers that says IDAHO πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JennJenn5436
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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What do you call a prostitute eating meat?

A carniwhore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikeplants71
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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What did the leper tell the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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One prostitute turned to another and asked Yolanda, do you smoke after sex?

Yolanda said, I don't know I never checked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What do you call a prostitute that is addicted to coke?

poptart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wushock4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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My dad walking in: what’s a prostitute called in Alaska?

A eskihoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Have you heard about the blind prostitute ?

Well, you gotta hand it to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What did the prostitute tell the tattoo artist?

Tit for tat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ancil5199
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Blind prostitutes....

you really gotta hand it to them

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Where would you hear the most gossip from a prostitute?

A ho-tell. That's where she would go to get something off her chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?

LAND HOE!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SassyTurtlebat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What do you call a prostitute who locks her customers in the basement!?

A Whoarder!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourAnimateJonnyV
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What do you call Idaho prostitutes?

Tater Thots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ursaerythraeus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What kind of lodging do authoritative prostitutes stay at?

Lederhosen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zfreakazoidz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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prostitute joke

Q. What US state do all America's Prostitutes come from?

A. Idaho.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrradical43
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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What's the difference between an epileptic oyster schucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?

The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carriager
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What helped the prostitute mend their ways?

They studied horticulture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherPackOfDust
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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My friend got me a prostitute for my birthday, but he didn't know I'm turned off by bad teeth.

I didn't check though because you don't look a gift whore in the mouth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xknav3x
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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You hire a prostitute...

... to make up puns. They're all horrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jirali_Primrose
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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what did steve jobs call his prostitute daughter?

Rim, Rim jobs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepcow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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You gotta hand it to short people.

Because they cant reach it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPennylicker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What do you call a prostitute that shoots radio waves out of her nipples?

A Wi-Fi thotspot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemonRapist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call a Viking prostitute?

A Leif blower.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VolsOrNothing
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Today we watched a terrible movie about a prostitute that became a serial killer.

It was Whore End Us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beercruiser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Because prostitute is another word for hooker, and toot is another word for fart
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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A prostitute even though she sucks, she does her fucking job.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/akassh14
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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If you buy a male prostitute in America, you are spending USD to get a US D
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ooy003
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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How do you pay a British prostitute?

With pounds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedamntiffy
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Volemort splits his soul and puts part of it into a prostitute

Now he has a new whorecrux

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steven8765
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I'm a prostitute servicing men and women out of various vehicles.

My prices are the bi rates of the car I be in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CineKayla
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Where does the prostitute get her soup?

At the brothel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sherlock_norris
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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What do you call a cheap prostitute?

Quarter pounder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsaacSucksAtLife
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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I want to get my buddy a good present but all I can find is a painting that has a prostitute saying, "1,2,3,4..." and I don't think he'll like it.

But it's the thot that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steamroller04
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Prostitution in 1984:

Thot Crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VincentGunheart
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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Blind prostitutes...

You've really gotta hand it to em...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/villareale52
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaBo9496
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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You know, you have to hand it...

to blind prostitutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASpaceOstrich
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Blind prostitutes;

you gotta hand it to them......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heli_chop_ta
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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