prostitution is a thot crime.
inviting several prostitutes to the same party is gathering your thots.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
New York Post: "How Patriots owner Robert Craft could get off in prostitution case"
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︎ Feb 28 2019
I watched a documentary on prostitution today...
and it was whorrible
it really blew
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︎ Mar 12 2016
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How do you know which oneβs a prostitute?
The one with the stickers that says IDAHO π
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︎ May 16 2021
What do you call a prostitute eating meat?
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︎ Apr 25 2021
What did the leper tell the prostitute?
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︎ May 04 2021
One prostitute turned to another and asked Yolanda, do you smoke after sex?
Yolanda said, I don't know I never checked.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What do you call a prostitute that is addicted to coke?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
My dad walking in: whatβs a prostitute called in Alaska?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Have you heard about the blind prostitute ?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What did the prostitute tell the tattoo artist?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Blind prostitutes....
you really gotta hand it to them
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Where would you hear the most gossip from a prostitute?
A ho-tell. That's where she would go to get something off her chest.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What do you call a prostitute who locks her customers in the basement!?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What do you call Idaho prostitutes?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
What kind of lodging do authoritative prostitutes stay at?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
prostitute joke
Q. What US state do all America's Prostitutes come from?
A. Idaho.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster schucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits...
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What helped the prostitute mend their ways?
They studied horticulture
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︎ Jul 24 2020
My friend got me a prostitute for my birthday, but he didn't know I'm turned off by bad teeth.
I didn't check though because you don't look a gift whore in the mouth.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
You hire a prostitute...
... to make up puns. They're all horrible.
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︎ May 14 2020
what did steve jobs call his prostitute daughter?
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︎ Mar 23 2020
You gotta hand it to short people.
Because they cant reach it.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What do you call a prostitute that shoots radio waves out of her nipples?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
What do you call a Viking prostitute?
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Today we watched a terrible movie about a prostitute that became a serial killer.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
Because prostitute is another word for hooker, and toot is another word for fart
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︎ Feb 20 2019
A prostitute even though she sucks, she does her fucking job.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
If you buy a male prostitute in America, you are spending USD to get a US D
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︎ Aug 24 2019
How do you pay a British prostitute?
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︎ May 01 2019
Volemort splits his soul and puts part of it into a prostitute
Now he has a new whorecrux
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︎ Dec 02 2019
I'm a prostitute servicing men and women out of various vehicles.
My prices are the bi rates of the car I be in.
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︎ Jul 06 2019
Where does the prostitute get her soup?
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︎ Dec 19 2018
What do you call a cheap prostitute?
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︎ Nov 04 2018
I want to get my buddy a good present but all I can find is a painting that has a prostitute saying, "1,2,3,4..." and I don't think he'll like it.
But it's the thot that counts.
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Prostitution in 1984:
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︎ Dec 28 2018
Blind prostitutes...
You've really gotta hand it to em...
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︎ Dec 30 2019
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
You know, you have to hand it...
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Blind prostitutes;
you gotta hand it to them......
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︎ Feb 25 2019
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