Have you heard about the blind prostitute ?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
Where would you hear the most gossip from a prostitute?
A ho-tell. That's where she would go to get something off her chest.
What do you call a prostitute who locks her customers in the basement!?
What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?
What do you call Idaho prostitutes?
What kind of lodging do authoritative prostitutes stay at?
Yesterday I was confronted by a bunch of angry prostitutes.
It was a hoes-tile situation.
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster schucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits...
Q. What US state do all America's Prostitutes come from?
My friend got me a prostitute for my birthday, but he didn't know I'm turned off by bad teeth.
I didn't check though because you don't look a gift whore in the mouth.
What helped the prostitute mend their ways?
They studied horticulture
You hire a prostitute...
... to make up puns. They're all horrible.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes
(That’s it. That’s the joke)
What do you call a prostitute that shoots radio waves out of her nipples?
What do you call a Viking prostitute?
Today we watched a terrible movie about a prostitute that became a serial killer.
My new girlfriend used to be a prostitute.
Last night we finally had sex. She was a consummate professional.
Volemort splits his soul and puts part of it into a prostitute
Now he has a new whorecrux
If you buy a male prostitute in America, you are spending USD to get a US D
A prostitute even though she sucks, she does her fucking job.
How do you pay a British prostitute?
I'm a prostitute servicing men and women out of various vehicles.
My prices are the bi rates of the car I be in.
Because prostitute is another word for hooker, and toot is another word for fart
What do you call a prostitute from Italy?
I want to get my buddy a good present but all I can find is a painting that has a prostitute saying, "1,2,3,4..." and I don't think he'll like it.
But it's the thot that counts.
Where does the prostitute get her soup?
Why does being a prostitute bring in an inconsistent income?
Because business only comes and goes
What do you call a cheap prostitute?
Why can’t prostitutes count to 70
Because 69 is a mouthful.
Do prostitutes have any free time?
Why was the drug dealer jealous of the prostitute ?
Because she could wash her crack and sell it again 💁
What do you call a French prostitute in Pakistan?
I feel sorry for the blind prostitute
What's a prostitute's favorite axis?
A prostitute dragged my drunk ass out of a ditch yesterday
She used one whore's power.
Stella had two great Dallas jobs: prostitute and refinery worker
It was oil , sex and toil on Texan soil.
A prostitutes epitaph
At last she sleeps alone.
I hired a prostitute yesterday.
Her interview went well and I don't judge people based on their previous professions.
Y'know, a lot of people really look down on prostitutes, but they're pretty good people.
After all, they do give you a bang for your buck.
You've really gotta hand it to em...
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
Gotta hand it to the blind prostitute
you gotta hand it to them......