Have you heard about the blind prostitute ?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Where would you hear the most gossip from a prostitute?
A ho-tell. That's where she would go to get something off her chest.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What do you call a prostitute who locks her customers in the basement!?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What do you call Idaho prostitutes?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
What kind of lodging do authoritative prostitutes stay at?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Yesterday I was confronted by a bunch of angry prostitutes.
It was a hoes-tile situation.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster schucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits...
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︎ Aug 22 2020
prostitute joke
Q. What US state do all America's Prostitutes come from?
A. Idaho.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
My friend got me a prostitute for my birthday, but he didn't know I'm turned off by bad teeth.
I didn't check though because you don't look a gift whore in the mouth.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
What helped the prostitute mend their ways?
They studied horticulture
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︎ Jul 24 2020
You hire a prostitute...
... to make up puns. They're all horrible.
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︎ May 14 2020
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes
(Thatβs it. Thatβs the joke)
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︎ Oct 05 2019
What do you call a prostitute that shoots radio waves out of her nipples?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
What do you call a Viking prostitute?
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Today we watched a terrible movie about a prostitute that became a serial killer.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
My new girlfriend used to be a prostitute.
Last night we finally had sex. She was a consummate professional.
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︎ Sep 17 2019
Volemort splits his soul and puts part of it into a prostitute
Now he has a new whorecrux
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︎ Dec 02 2019
If you buy a male prostitute in America, you are spending USD to get a US D
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︎ Aug 24 2019
A prostitute even though she sucks, she does her fucking job.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
How do you pay a British prostitute?
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︎ May 01 2019
I'm a prostitute servicing men and women out of various vehicles.
My prices are the bi rates of the car I be in.
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︎ Jul 06 2019
Because prostitute is another word for hooker, and toot is another word for fart
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︎ Feb 20 2019
What do you call a prostitute from Italy?
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︎ Aug 11 2019
I want to get my buddy a good present but all I can find is a painting that has a prostitute saying, "1,2,3,4..." and I don't think he'll like it.
But it's the thot that counts.
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Where does the prostitute get her soup?
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︎ Dec 19 2018
Why does being a prostitute bring in an inconsistent income?
Because business only comes and goes
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︎ May 02 2019
What do you call a cheap prostitute?
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︎ Nov 04 2018
Why canβt prostitutes count to 70
Because 69 is a mouthful.
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︎ Apr 06 2019
Do prostitutes have any free time?
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Why was the drug dealer jealous of the prostitute ?
Because she could wash her crack and sell it again π
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︎ Aug 18 2018
What do you call a French prostitute in Pakistan?
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︎ Apr 27 2019
I feel sorry for the blind prostitute
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︎ Mar 09 2019
What's a prostitute's favorite axis?
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︎ Feb 27 2016
A prostitute dragged my drunk ass out of a ditch yesterday
She used one whore's power.
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︎ Apr 24 2019
Stella had two great Dallas jobs: prostitute and refinery worker
It was oil , sex and toil on Texan soil.
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︎ May 08 2019
A prostitutes epitaph
At last she sleeps alone.
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︎ Oct 06 2018
I hired a prostitute yesterday.
Her interview went well and I don't judge people based on their previous professions.
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︎ Jan 02 2019
Y'know, a lot of people really look down on prostitutes, but they're pretty good people.
After all, they do give you a bang for your buck.
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︎ Dec 28 2018
Blind prostitutes...
You've really gotta hand it to em...
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︎ Dec 30 2019
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Gotta hand it to the blind prostitute
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Blind prostitutes;
you gotta hand it to them......
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︎ Feb 25 2019
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