What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spiderkc
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What do you call a girl who refuses to pay her bills?

Burnadebt

(Just thought of this and I gotta admit...I'm a little bit proud of myself.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipflop
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I think we should call all bisexual girls..

More or less bians.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What do you call a pretty girl from Georgia with a limp?

A peach hobbler.

(One of my kids favorites).

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What do you call a bunch of girls addicted to cocaine?

The powderpuff girls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_UR_FLOOR
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What do you call a tall, thin girl with big feet?

Elle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trev2-D2
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What do you call a bisexual girl on her period?

A Bicycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90sWannabe
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What do you call a hot Indian girl?

Bomb Bae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanzunair
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What do you call a girl who can't lie?

Polly Graff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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What do you call a prehistoric cat girl?

A Nyanderthal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsmoeyo
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What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?

An H2Hoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chandan_2294
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What do you call a south American girl that's always in a hurry?

An urgent tina

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Pregnant wife: What should we call it if it’s a girl?

me: Herbert

pregnant wife: but what if it’s a b-

me: Himbert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Girl, you can call me coronavirus

Cos I'll take your breath away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/303AL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What do you call when cute girls line up for a feast?

Barbie queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troy_lc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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What do you call it when a movie star steals your girl?

The classic "chick-flick"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/here_cos_of_my_bf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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What do you call an E-girl convention?

A SIMPosium!

(Not here to hate on simps just a pun i thought of)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LukeGreywolf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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What do you call a girl that looks like a guy?

A-man-duh

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What do you call a girl having one black and one white boob?

Divertity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOlio
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What do you call the girl version of Ironman?

(Fe)male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amethhead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What do you call sex with an anime cat girl?

Sixty-Nyaaaaan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixAurum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a girl who likes puns?

RePUNzel proceeds to slap knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwood_ninja_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What do you call a girl with no body and no nose?

nobody nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinboba
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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What do you call a Korean high school girl who flights crime in spare time?

Kimchi Possible, obviously

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArthurRanpo
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What do you call a pretty girl in Georgia with a limp?

A peach hobbler.

(This is an original as far as I can tell. Made it up years ago on a car ride across the US with the family. Kids are in college now but still enjoy it.)

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What do you call it when a guy tries to sneak peeks at a girl's cleavage?

Cleavesdropping.

Shoutout to my wife for dropping this one on me.

Edit: About 6 people have responded with "peek a boob" already. I applaud the effort, but to me that would be better nickname for nip slips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marco262
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What do you call a girl with one leg?

Ilene

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What do you call a girl with sausages on her head?

Barbie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElZoof
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What do you call a French girl with asthma?

Louise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_LegateLanius_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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What do you call a girl who smells like cantaloupe?

Melanie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blitzkrieger23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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What do you call a girl that sets fires to loan papers?

Bernadette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TannedCroissant
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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What do you call a girl with a leg longer than the other

Ilean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glitchomojo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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What do you call a girl who's very good at human chess and checkers?

Ingrid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spar_wors
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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What do you call the girl you go to after your main girl

An after thot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnnaKTrenika
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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What did the drummer call his twin baby girls?

Anna1 Anna2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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What do you call a girl who is good at catching fish?

Annette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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What do you call a pretty girl hanging out on a accordion players arm?

A tattoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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A girl with no breasts went to music class. The music teacher calls her out for playing the wrong notes.

He told her she was too flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelonSharkGaming
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What do you call the bachelorette party of a British girl getting married to an Indian guy?

a Hindu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Markliebs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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