A girl fell in front of me and was very severely injured. She said "Call me an ambulance!"
I whispered in her ear "You're an ambulance"
What do you call it when a traveling student is checking out a girl in another country?
Whaddya call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.
Whaddya call her Asian cousin.
Irene
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
what do you call a dozen girls named monica that produce music?
What do you call a girl who refuses to pay her bills?
Burnadebt
(Just thought of this and I gotta admit...I'm a little bit proud of myself.)
I think we should call all bisexual girls..
What do you call a pretty girl from Georgia with a limp?
A peach hobbler.
(One of my kids favorites).
What do you call a bunch of girls addicted to cocaine?
What do you call a tall, thin girl with big feet?
What do you call a bisexual girl on her period?
What do you call a hot Indian girl?
What do you call a girl who can't lie?
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
What do you call a prehistoric cat girl?
What do you call a south American girl that's always in a hurry?
Girl, you can call me coronavirus
Cos I'll take your breath away
What do you call the girl version of Ironman?
What do you call an E-girl convention?
A SIMPosium!
(Not here to hate on simps just a pun i thought of)
What do you call when cute girls line up for a feast?
What do you call it when a movie star steals your girl?
The classic "chick-flick"
What do you call a girl that looks like a guy?
What do you call a girl between two posts?
What do you call a girl having one black and one white boob?
What do you call sex with an anime cat girl?
What do you call a girl with no body and no nose?
What do you call it when a guy tries to sneak peeks at a girl's cleavage?
Cleavesdropping.
Shoutout to my wife for dropping this one on me.
Edit: About 6 people have responded with "peek a boob" already. I applaud the effort, but to me that would be better nickname for nip slips.
What do you call a pretty girl in Georgia with a limp?
A peach hobbler.
(This is an original as far as I can tell. Made it up years ago on a car ride across the US with the family. Kids are in college now but still enjoy it.)
What do you call a girl who likes puns?
RePUNzel
proceeds to slap knee
What do you call a Korean high school girl who flights crime in spare time?
Kimchi Possible, obviously
What do you call a girl who smells like cantaloupe?
What do you call a girl with sausages on her head?
What do you call a girl that sets fires to loan papers?
What do you call a girl with a leg longer than the other
What do you call a girl who is good at catching fish?
What do you call a French girl with asthma?
What do you call a girl who's very good at human chess and checkers?
What do you call the girl you go to after your main girl
What did the drummer call his twin baby girls?
What does a girl who recently had a sex change call herself
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
What do you call a girl with one leg?
What do you call a girl between two posts?
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