What do you call an ex pimp who lives on the streets?

Hoemless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icantgivetitwanks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Mike Tyson is going to be the host of a reboot of Pimp my ride.

It will be called Cus-tom auto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamasDeMaris
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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What have Snow White and a pimp got in common?

They both have to deal with a lot of high hoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkRok
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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If Bilbo was a pimp

He would be Douche Baggins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What did the pimp write on his resume?

Certified Hotel Manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllusionsIlludeMe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What do you call the few pimps who are characters in The Walking Dead?

The Four Whore’s Men of the Apocalypse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LookAtTheFlowers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why do pimps make good gardeners

They are used to garden hose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jordo32
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What do you call a pimp with sauce on him?

A Big Mac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Outdyre
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What does a pimp use to put out fires?

Hose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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When the pimp's in the crib ma
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AU55IEAri
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What's a pimp's favorite cereal?

Some CheeriHoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thee1fakemcoy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunit5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2017
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522 β€˜johns’, 30 pimps arrested in Super Bowl sex trafficking sting

It's weird so many guys named John got together to commit the same crime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karambin0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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