What do gangstas decorate their Christmas trees with?

Hood ornaments

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Gangsta dad

Daughter talking to father on the phone while addressing an envelope to him. Father is "John Smith" who lives on Uplander street.

Daughter: Oops, I wrote your name as John Uplander

Father: No problem, that's my street name

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Gangsta Sculptor (xpost from advice animals) imgur.com/AuCHZ
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What do you call a gangsta alien?

Notorious LMAO

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A real groaner from the father...

Dad: What do gangstas call each other in Oklahoma?

Me: No idea Dad, what?

Dad: Oklahomies

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So I told my dad I love gangster films.

He then says, " yeah ratatouille is a gangsta film. he's a dirty rat"

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