The police track them to a motel, but can't narrow it down further. They call the judge and he writes out a warrant to search room #8 at the motel. Police break down the door and arrest the gang of cows with the stash.
Later the police captain calls the judge, "Your honor, how did you know where the gang would be hiding?"
Judge says, "It's easy Captain. Cows always room in 8".
Go for the juggler.
Go for the juggler.
The Yakoozie!
The Police believe theyโre still at large.
Hells bagels
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
A meddle-detector
the bloods or the crypts
Thankfully he quacked under the pressure...
"Several, actually, depending on the day. I'm a kryptonight."
They performed unspeakable acts on me...
It was organized crime.
They say you are what you eat. Well I don't remember eating a damn Pussy.
An OG Golly.
Bikings
They went away empty handed, the steaks were to high.
Theyโre called the Aller Gโs
The sheriff decided that he needed to stop them so he rounded up his deputies and they rode out in search of the gang.
After a couple of days everyone was tired and hungry so one of the deputies rode up to sheriff and said โLook sheriff we are all too tired, why donโt you guys rest up here and Iโll ride 4 miles north and two miles east and see if I canโt find us some grub?, Iโll be back by morningโ
The sheriff agrees and off the deputy rides 4 miles north and two miles east.
The next morning the deputy returns with all his packs full of bacon! The sheriff says โwhere the hell did you get all that bacon out here in the middle of nowhere!โ
Deputy says โwell you see sheriff I rode 4 miles north and 2 miles east and I swear to god thereโs this bacon tree just sitting there! A tree that is full of bacon!โ
โBullshit!โ Says the sheriff โyou stay here Iโm going to check this out!โ
So off the sheriff rides the same as the deputy did.
The next morning the deputy seeโs the sheriff crawling towards the camp with arrows sticking out of his back.
Deputy says to the sheriff โ Boss what the hell happened!โ
The sheriff looks up from the ground and says โBACON TREE, BACON TREE, that wasnโt a damn bacon tree you idiot it was a Hambush!โ
is between 7 and 9, average and mean.
Go for the juggler
They did unspeakable things to her.
The Bloodclots and the Cripples
But not too fast
Yo-Yo!
The crypts.
A spagetto
They think you are nuts.
They relax in the Yakuzzi.
I Q U
Biker gang leader: Yes, but for the love of God, Stop calling it โsynchronizing our cyclesโ.
It only had Juan member
The pirate said, โNo comrade, itโs Aarhus now.โ
They call themselves the Rampscallions.
Go for the juggler.
They did unspeakable things to her.
They did unspeakable things to her
Police believe they are still at large.
An OG Golly
The bikings.
Police say they're still at Large
Go for the juggler.
You go for the juggler.
